![m[o]rphy. - 21, Male, Kamloops](http://static.nexopia.com/r698c0368994ae580/files/Userpics/images/no_profile_image_landscapemini.gif "m[o]rphy. - 21, Male, Kamloops"){kind=small}
my nick name is George,
I just graduated from south kam....it's still a mystery to me as to why they made one huge school
if you ask me a stupid question I will say ''because you touch yourself at night''
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So there I was....(a story I never want to hear again)
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(Socials teacher) ''Whats wrong with this system! You can vote before you can legally drink!''
(Danny) ''ya thats usually a good thing''
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(devin) -HOMO
(me) -faggot
(devin) cock monkey!
(me) -cum guzzler
(devin) -jizz muncher
(me) -wait, dude, your jizz is munchable, theres a serious issue there.
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i was trying in this bra in hong kong, and this little asian lady just walked into the change room, and she started sticking her fingers down my bra and saying, ''see, pull up muscles like this, when you get old, no sag!!
''wow, whats so wrong with that?''
Well Devin, imagine trying on underwear, and a random guy walking into the change room and sticking his hands down there and saying''go like this, and when you get old, no sag!!''
''whoa, awkward''
