Ahoy,
well this is just going to take time out of my day

i like the dancing dog who sings..

**man in back of crowd** "...go D-Money"


THE LEGEND OF DUSTIN
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EVERY SO OFTEN, AN EVIL SO GREAT WILL TAKE FORM THAT IT THREATENS THE LOVE AND HAPPYNESS OF EVERY HUMAN AND WOODLAND CREATURE (EXCEPT GNOWMS OF CORSE...THEIR BAD). WHEN THIS TERRIBLE TIME ARRIVES.....

..DUSTIN ALLEN WILL DAWN THE MASK AND ARMOR AGAIN, AND RIDE INTO BATTLE TO WAGE YET ANOTHER LEGENDARY WAR WITH THE BEAST...

HE WILL FIRST ENCOUNTER A LOCAL SLINKY MERCHANT NAMED DEZMAN THUNDOR, A MAN WITH LITTLE PRIDE AND DIGNITY, BUT MANY SLINKIES...

DEZMAN WOULD PROVE TO BE A VALUABLE FRIEND, BUILDING USFUL THINGS OUT OF THE SLINKIES, SUCH AS CATAPULTS, SPRING SHOES, AND CONDOMS...

FURTHER ALONG THE JOURNY, HE WOULD COME ACROSS THE MIGHTY BIG EASY--- WHO COULD SEE OVER MOUNTAINS, LEEP OVER BUILDINGS, AND USING HIS SUPER ABLITIES COULD TRANSFORM LARGE OBJECTS INTO SLIGHTLY SMALLER ONES....SIMPLY FOR HIS AMUSMENT

BIG EASY WOULD BE ESSENTAIL IN DUSTINS JOURNY, AS DUSTIN WAS OF THE NORMAL SIZE VARIETY AND COULD NOT SEE OVER SLIGHTLY TALLER THINGS, SUCH AS FAT PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE THE SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS AT THE FRONT OF THE ROOM....DAMN THEM!

ANYWHO... LATER DOWN THE PATH, DUSTIN WOULD FIND THE MYTHICAL LUNCH TIME LYNCH-- WHO IT WAS SAID COULD DEVOUR 10 TIMES HIS WEIGHT IN FOOD... NO MATTER HOW UNHEALTHY OR ALIVE IT WAS...

LUNCH TIME LYNCH WOULD PROVE TO BE LITTLE HELP TO THE TEAM, SIMPLY EATING THEIR SUPPLY OF FOOD, ALMOST ENDING THE JOURNEY....

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FINALY THEY ARRIVED AT THE LAND OF THE MONSTER

DEZMENS SPRINGS PROVED INEFFECTIVE AGAINST THE BEAST.
AND THE BIG EASYS WAS TOO BUSY TURNING BIG ROCKS INTO LITTLE ROCKS TO BE DISTURBED.
THE LUNCH TIME LYNCH WAS EATING NOW...


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IT WAS DUSTINS DUTEY TO SLAY THE DRAGON BY HIS LONSOM... HE LIFTED HIS MIGHTY SLAYING POKER, READY TO SLAY! HOWEVER! BEFORE HE COULD ATTACK.... JARED FROM SUBWAY ARRIVED TO AID THE EVIL BEAST... AND HE BROUGHT WITH HIM COUGARS

COUGARS A MILLION

THINGS LOOKED BLEEK FOR DUSTO MAGNIFICO, UNTIL...

AUSTIN THE TUBULAR TAFFY TRISCUIT CAME TO HIS AID... WITH THE AMAZING ABILITY THE STRETCH AND SMELL LIKE TAFFY! A POWER WHICH SENT LUCH TIME LYNCH INTO A HUNGRY RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE BEGAN EATING COUGERS

COUGARS A MILLION!!!

AUSTIN THEN STRECHED HIMSELF INTO AN EVEN LONGER SLAYING POKER... ONE THAT COULD STRIKE FROM A MORE MANAGEABLE DISTANCE!

DUSTIN THEN WEILDED HIM AND DROVE HIS STICKY, GOOEY, O SO SMOOTH SELF INTO THE HEART OF THE BEAST...

BUT THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, JARED FROM SUBWAY STRUCK WITH INCREADIBLE PERSUASIVE COMMERSIALS, ONES THAT BLINDED THE GREAT DUSTIN WITH RAGE. HE WAS LITTERALY BLIND... HE COULDNT SEE!

JUST THEN TY THE PRICE OF PERSAUSION ENTERED... SENSING DANGER AS HE DOES SO WELL ALL THE TIME! AND HE SAID "JARED... ARE U TRULEY HAPPY... NO! YOU ARE SKINNY AND PEOPLE DISAPPORVE OF YOUR MCDONALDS HATEING ANTICS~!" JARED LOOKDED HURT... BUT TY WAS REALENTLIS.... "UR STILL PRITTY FAT. FATTY...AHAHA" THIS CAUSED JARED TO ATTACK... BUT TY PERFORMED A DANCE THAT MADE JARED STOP IN HIS TRACKS... AND THEN DUSTIN HIT HIM WITH DEAD HALF EATIN COUGAR FROM BEHIND AND RAN AWAY!!!!!



THUS DUSTIN SLAYED THE BEAST RESTORING PEACE TO THE LAND, AND THE WORLD REJOICED AROUND HIM...


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FOR HE...... HE IS A MYTH, A GOD....A LEGEND

...*please contact me if u know dustin and would like to be part of the legend of dustin

pease include:

legendary name, legendary power, and how you can help the team defeat the monster in a more comical fashion

thank you

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two of my skittles are FUSED together




**** Apparently Nuggets can get FUSED together too, ive never seen such a thing,

...

...but ive heard stories...

hang in there k smack,
you just keep on truckin'