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Stoner Etiquette
1. If someone smokes you up, you must smoke them up in the future. No one likes a mooch.
2. Whoever rolls/packs the bowl gets the first hit.
3. Whoever brought the weed gets the second hit. (If the person who brought the weed rolls/packs, they don't get two hits.)
4. Never break the rotation. If it's passed on the left, pass to the left. You can change the rotation when a new bowl is packed, however.
5. Never go to someone's house expecting to get smoked up.
6. If someone rolls a nice joint/blunt, complement them on it.
7. Don't spill the bong water!
8. If you do spill the bong water, clean it up, and refill the water
9. Don't complain about someone's weed. If you don't like it, don't smoke it.
10. Don't bogart the bowl.
11. Don't take multiple hits, unless it's agreed on and everyone's taking multiple hits (sometimes called "European Style").
12. Don't be stingy with your weed. If you've got weed, share the wealth. However, don't feel like you've got to smoke everyone up every time; it's your weed, and it's not cool if someone's always cutting into your stash
13. Never chug the bong water. That crap is just nasty.
14. Never use the excuse "I'm so high". It'll just make you sound like a dumbass, and people will think you're an idiot when you're stoned.
15. If someone asks for a sip of your drink, let them have one. Cottonmouth is a b-.
16. If you're taking a sip of someone's drink, don't take a huge gulp.
17. If you've got people over at your house, grab something to munch on. It doesn't have to be much - a bag of chips, some crackers, anything.
18. If you're at someone's house, always ask first before grabbing food. Don't just start grabbing stuff out of the cupboards, 'cuz. they've probably got better stuff to spend their money on (Like more weed).
19. Whoever's house it is, picks the music. Same for movies, TV. and the like.
20. Don't niggalip the joints. No one wants a soggy joint.
21. Don't pass a bitched bowl without letting the next person know it's bitched (i.e. "I think it might be bitched")
22. Don't cough into the pipe/bong.
23. For the love of God, don't drop the bowl/bong, especially if it's glass.
24. If you're too stoned to light it, get someone else to help you. (And no, that doesn't mean you get free hits for lighting it).
25. Don't hold the bowl while telling a long story. Hit, then talk.
26. Don't annoy a stoned person. If they're chilling, don't come yell at them or try and mess with them.
27. When using a bong, clear the chamber before passing. Stale smoke blows.
28. Don't pack seeds or stems. Seeds give you headaches, can kill your high, and explode like popcorn.
29. If you're gonna cough, don't do it until you've passed the bowl.
30. If someone passes on a round, don't assume they're not smoking on the next one. Always offer them a hit.
31. If you're at someone's house, ask before lighting up a cig. Just 'cuz they smoke weed inside doesn't mean it's cool to smoke cigs inside.
32. Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high.
33. When someone is hitting, don't make them laugh.
34. When at someone's house, ask how they want you to ash the bowl. Don't just assume you can blow it out.
35. When buying weed, it's polite to roll a joint (even just a small one) with that person.
36. The best way to finish a roach is in a roach joint
37. It's nice if you can bring some munchies to a session. Don't count on other people to bring stuff for you.
*98% of the teenage population that has tried or done weed, if you are part of that 98% don't give a shit about the pansy ass 2%, copy this and put it on your profile.. Fucking pussys
The ten Chronic Camandments
1: The Golden Rule.
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and he doesn't, let him have a bit of yours.
2: Left-Hand Rule, Always pass to the left.
That way if your driving in a car, The Driver never has to reach behind him to grab the joint.
3: He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.
4: Never complain about somebody else's weed.They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it, free pot is good pot.
5: Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hay it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.
6: A match is a match.
Try to never match pinners to anything bigger, it's just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absolutely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize profusely.
7: Always.
Declare a bowl pooched if you think it is.
Reload.
8: Never miss 4:20.
For it is a holiday if you forget it you arnt a true stoner
9: Thou shalt not triple toke.
Dont be fucking greedy pass the fucking joint
10: Never Clean Anyone Else's Bowl Without Permission..
Dont be a dick clean your own fucking bowl