I don't know how to define myself. Probably because it's impossible, and not just with me, but with anyone. I could list a million things about myself and you still wouldn't have a great grip on me.

Words. I'm a bit of a fanatic when it comes to words. I can't help it. I like things to be spelt correctly. It doesn't bother me too much if other people spell things wrong, I just can't stand doing it myself.

Books. Call me a nerd, I don't care. I love to read. I can pretty well read anything, even things that don't interest me. If I start to read something I can't stop...well I can stop, but I can't not finish it. Maybe it's on OCD thing...oh well.

I love ellipses I overuse it, thats for sure. I guess over the internet it's the best way to express a pause...

HAHAHAHA

I'm obsessed with solitaire showdown on msn. hehehe. So is one of my very good friends, we're addicts. So to my friend, you know who you are, you should come clean about your addiction too!

I can be kinda dorky and as such I appreciate others who embrace their inner dork and aren't ashamed to admit it.

I love my family. Everyone in it is crazy, but I love them that much more for it. I don't really understand people who don't try to get along with their family. It's work, it's not supposed to be easy all the time, just like it's not easy with friends all the time. I just admire people who despite their families quirks they still manage to love them. Family is important to me in case you haven't figured that one out yet.

My second family (my friends) they all know exactly who they are, and if I've been a good friend they know what they all mean to me. I believe that it doesn't matter where you are, it's who you're with. I could be anywhere in the world and as long as I have my friends with me I would be happy.

I like when people are honest with me. Damn all you people who are compulsive liars. Most of the time, I know when you're lying. Anyone with a whole brain knows when you're lying. Like come on, do you actually expect me to believe you served in WW1?

Music. All of it. Know a good song? Tell it to me.

Self proclaimed flirts. Chances are better than good that if you call yourself a flirt you're a skank.

People with no tact.

Milk...I don't know why.

Those with a serious lack of vocabulary. I don't give a shit if you're a "gangster" talk to me in a way that I can understand.

Oh oh oh...why can't you just write out the whole word? It takes what two more seconds? I don't like that "We R cool, U R cool" crap.

When people say things like "Don't be a creeper, leave a comment". Can you smell the desperation? I would bet anything that despite their desire to have people leave them comments so they can look cool, they don't leave a comment on every page they visit.

Often enough people will hear my name and relate it to the story "Green Eggs and Ham" and after this thought they call me "Sam I am" and laugh like it's the funniest thing in the world and like they are the first person to ever make that connection. Well it's not funny, it's annoying, and it's not original because I've heard it a million times. Chances are good that everyone named Sam has had someone say that to them. So save yourself the agony of looking like an idiot, and next time you meet or talk to someone named Sam, refrain from calling them that. Who knows, maybe it'll keep you from getting your ass kicked.