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BASICS

Height:179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Weight:87 Kg - 91 Kg (191 lbs - 200 lbs)
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single and looking
Living Situation:Living with roommate(s)
Location:Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:02:12am | Oct 18, '03
Profile Updated:05:15pm | Jan 16, '08
Last Active:03:20pm | Jul 05, '10

INTERESTS

Sports:Paintball

WHOS THIS CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER?

THERE ARE FIVE POINTS TO A STAR (1)ONE LOVE (2) ONE LIFE (3)ONE DESTINY (4) ONE HEART (5) ONE SOUL.



im a pretty mellow guy, i do my thing and right now im trying to just BE. You know not enough people do that these days, we get to involved in all the insignificant little things like pain and love and jobs and time and shit, none of this is new to me, and dont get me wrong ive done it too, im not perfect, but id like to think that im better at BEING than most. Thats what ive learned, you gotta just be because i dont have time for your shit, i dont have time for my shit, and i dont have time for their shit, i dont have time for shit at all because you know what, in the end, nothing really matters. If its going to happen, its going to happen, and thats what BEING is all about. So to you i say stop worrying about the trivial shit, stop trying to be the best, stop trying to love the most, stop trying to hurt those that hurt you, stop trying to find the answers, stop trying to find the one, stop trying to find yourself, just stop trying. Let it happen because it will anyway, and you'll feel better going along for the ride than bitching the whole way and ending up and the end of the road anyway.

Dont get me wrong, im not suggesting that you conform or dont conform, all im saying is BE, just fucking BE.

And you know what, its not easy, and i even have trouble following my own advice, maybe because i like the pain, maybe because im still young and stupid, but at least i know which is more than most people.


Fuck your shitty parents
Fuck your shitty family that you feel the need to love because theyre blood
Fuck your internet friends
Fuck your single serving women
Fuck your shitty girlfriend that takes and takes, and then tells you shes bored
Fuck all women in fact, that do this, because its bullshit and they know it, they just like fishing for someone who will make them feel better than they do at the moment
Fuck your shitty boyfriend who loves you enough to kill for you
Fuck your abusive boyfriend who loves you enough to kill you
Fuck the people who try to make you feel small
Fuck the people that try and bring you down with them
Fuck you and your shitty agenda, when you stop trying so hard you'll finally see that you didnt have to try at all
Fuck your fake friends who tell you what you want to hear, real friends would tell you the truth, no matter how hard they know it will be on you
Fuck your asshole friends that treat you like shit when they dont need anything from you, but when its convenient for them come running
Fuck your shitty friends who abuse their power over you, and then ask for their ump-tienth chance
Fuck those same friends who claim they've changed and learned their lesson every time you let them manipulate you
and Fuck you for being weak and letting them do it

The only people that matter are your true friends, the few and far between who are there with you every step of the way, the ones that will stand by you as you puke your guts out and not bitch about it for months later. The ones that will be there for you through every shitty relationship that you go through with some manipulative cunt and tell you shes not worth it when all you say is that she is. The ones that party their faces off with you every chance they get because together you can conquer anyone and anything. The ones that come to you just like you go to them for every shitty thing that gets you down. The ones that no matter what, treat you the same every day of every week of every year, not just when its convenient for them, and the ones that know they only have one chance because thats all they need.

Jeff, youre shibby and i hope that our plan for the next forty years happens and never changes, i wanna have cancer, drink beers, and have shitloads of tattoos, be toothless, and still driving badass cars hollering at sexy bitches. I wanna be still having hottub parties at 90 with broken hearts and wicked hot rebound bitches in our beds

Youve helped me see what matters, well REALIZE what matters more so than shown me, i knew, i just didnt believe and for that, youve earned your spot, i dont give those away freely and it takes a lot to make it and youve done that. Thanks for going above and beyond dude.

You're a lemon. Like a bad car. There is something... there is something inherently defective in you, and you, and you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons. We look like everyone else, but what makes us different is our defect. See, most gamblers, when they go to gamble, they go to win. When we go to gamble, we go to lose. Subconsciously. Me, I never feel better than when they're raking the chips away; not bringing them in. And everyone here knows what I'm talking about. Hell, even when we win it's just a matter of time before we give it all back. But when we lose, that's another story. When we lose, and I'm talking about the kind of loss that makes your asshole pucker to the size of a decimal point - you know what I mean - You've just recreated the worst possible nightmare this side of malignant cancer, for the twentieth goddamn time; and you're standing there and you suddenly realise, Hey, I'm still... here. I'm still breathing. I'm still alive. Us lemons, we fuck shit up all the time on purpose. Because we constantly need to remind ourselves we're alive. Gambling's not your problem. It's this fucked up need to feel something. To convince yourself you exist. That's the problem.

SWOON

Paintball will be my life soon, depending on if these little sluts can stop breaking my heart over and over.


Basically it comes down to ill try almost anything once, and i like a little bit of everything music wise, book wise, poeple wise, you know, im just a well rounded individual who loves to love, hates to hurt, loves my friends and likes to chill

Music is my life, i love it, all of it(well almost) and im always discovering new tunes all the time.

Country music is, im going out on a dangerous limb here, but some of the best music out there. In my opinion there is nothing that doesnt convey emotion like country, the sadness, the happiness, just, the twang man, the twang is in my heart.


I hope i find this person







oh, and i LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE belt buckles, i have about 14 or 15 and my favorite one is a big fucking gun loader thing from a revolver, it spins and has bullets and its pretty wicked

ouch, i'm headin to bed, like 2 steps away


thus concluding that i'm in a sweeter situation. see i can dream about getting laid. going to the bar, you have to work for it.

okay so that's a lie. you sir, jay, are a complete and utter stud that'd get laid in 2.7 seconds of entering a joint


SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers
butt
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians
pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then
we burned it...and most of Washington.
12. Canada has the largest French
population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone.
anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little
over a half hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American mercenary, who slept in and missed
the whole thing... but
showed up just
in time to get caught.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the
earth's surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers,
insulin, penicillin, the telephone and short wave
radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal
and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian
invented Superman.
24. We have
coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick butt
26. Coffee Crisp
27. We don't bomb our allies
28. Our elections only take one day
29. We invented zambonis
BUT MOST IMPORTANT:

30. The handles on our beer cases are big enough
to fit your hands with mitts on.

I AM CANADIAN!!!






BEANS = FREAKING AWESOME AMAZING

FUCK YOU BITCH.


I keep having these disturbing dreams:
My final days, the end of me.
For some odd reason, I get one last wish,
And every time, I wish for this:

Take me fast or take me slow.
I don't really care how I go.
In the daylight or in the dark,
Just don't let me die of a broken heart.

The kind of pain that you just can't take,
Will send a strong man to his grave.
There's not a pill that can give you rest,
Or fill that hole deep in your chest.
So, take me fast or take me slow.
I don't really care how I go.
In the daylight or in the dark,
Just don't let me die of a broken heart.
No.

I've been crushed by that hurt before.
There's no way I could take any more.
If I fell in love, and I found out it would happen again,
I'd say take me now.

And take me fast or take me slow.
I don't really care how I go.
In the daylight or in the dark,
Just don't let me die of a broken heart.
Take me fast or take me slow.
I don't really care how I go.
In the daylight or in the dark,
Just don't let me die of a broken heart.
No, don't let me die of a broken heart.
No.


basically i dislike, not hate, but dislike most women. Mainly becaue they lie about mostly everything, are always looking for something else, always checking out that greener grass, and never know what they fucking want until they lose it. Im 22, im not in high school anymore, and it would be great if you fucking bitches could get your head straight.

Dont get me wrong, i love women, and i had my share of female partners friends and girlfriends, ive loved and lost and ive loved and left, and this isnt anything new to me. This opinion of the oposite sex isnt new believe you me, ive thought of them in this most revealing light for many years, i just cant stop walking into situations i should be walking out of.
And i hate that.






SHUSH!
Since nobody else will break it to you,
I'll do it.


Sorry girls, but no unfortunately most of the time. Guys aren't assholes,
I am sick and tired of every single thing being blamed on guys.
GARBAGE.


The FIRST Thing that is probably your fault girls?
Now pay attention, cause this can get tricky.
YOU ALWAYS DECIDE TO CHOOSE SOME ASSHOLE GUY INSTEAD OF NOTICING THE NICE GUY WHO CARES ABOUT YOU RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE
Yeah you heard me.
So what the person weighs a bit more then is considered average,
Are you what cosmo considers average? I can garuntee not.
So what the person smokes cigarettes/weed, If they generally care about you, then you wont get hurt by their hooting. So suck it up.

This brings me to my Second point.
YOUR FEMINIST MAGAZINES ARE BULL
No Dr. Laura McLezbian is not the male expert she claims to be,
No there isnt 100 things every man should do,
theres
1
CARE ABOUT YOU
2
STILL LIVE HIS LIFE

If what hes doing doesnt fall into those two categories,
then MAYBE You can say something.
AND NO
LADIES YOUR NOT UGLY,YOUR CLOTHES ARE JUST FINE, YOU DONT NEED MORE MAKE UP AND EXERCISE

THE ONE THING YOU NEED, IS THE ONE THING THESE MAGAZINES TAKE AWAY FROM YOU.

YOUR SELF ESTEEM



Ladies,
Your beautiful,
Everybody thinks so exept your self and other ladies who read these trash ass magazines and date assholes.





ANOTHER THING

IF YOUR MUSIC HAS SCREEMING IN IT IT SUCKS

Music is NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU DEPRESSED
TURN THAT OFF.
AND BE HAPPY,
I cannot stress this enough,
IFThis music causes yougirls to lose their trust for people.
THEN DONT LISTEN TO IT, IT ISNT WORTH IT .
( AGAIN I SAID IF, IF NOT THEN FINE, NOT GOING TO GENERALISE PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC)
WE LOVE TO SEE YOU SMILE, NOT BE EMO AND WANTING TO DIE





We don't really give a darn what were doing, we just want to spend time with you

When we want to know what your up to,
or what your plans are.
We're interested in you, (how much may vary)
but chances are we want to spend time with you, even if its communicating over the phone, or internet.
and it really doesn't matter to us what we end up doing,
We just want you to be happy.




When your really pretty
LADIES LISTEN CAFEFULLY AGAIN!![/u][/i]

When your really pretty, It's not easy for us to tell you how much we really like you, or care for you.
Why?
Cause we're to scared of getting rejected or hurt.

Yes I know you can never know untill you try right?
But come on, sometimes you are just TOO pretty to come out with feelings like that.
We dont want to lose what little connections we have to people as awsome as you.
Don't ever forget it.


Dont ever be ashamed of who you are
If we're not,
you shouldn't be.




This public Service Announcement was brought to you by someone who has been screwed over way to many times.

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05:36pm | Jun 16, '07 | Comments(16)
i want to be woken up in the 69 position, i just thought of this when i woke up this morning, and fuck me i think that would be golden