Ask me if I am a dude or a dyke, I'll reply,
"A little bit of both, and sometimes neither."
5:13
I'm an enlightened type rap artist.
If you are a chauvinistic cunt, enlighten me, I dare you.
If you are ignorant or homophobic, hit me with your fucking best shot and I'll shoot you right back.
I like curse words, mushrooms, and I have a brutal grammar fetish.
I'm writing a book and have a wildly short attention span.
I don't care what your fucking religion is, I also don't care what you have to say about me. If you choose to say it to me, well that's your fault. I like obscene things and over-think a lot.
Don't ask for nudes or for me to talk dirty to you, you want dirty, then look elsewhere.
I'm a bitch until you get to know me, by then, you'll be used to it.
Message me, just don't be a fucking wanker about it.
Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end.
Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed
and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm.