STOP DROP KAHBOOM!! BABY, SIP ON SOME GIN, SOME CALL ME A FUCKIN MESS, SOME CALL ME STEVE SCHAGIN!! Im From All Parts Of The Globe, I Got Roman Hands, Russian Fingers And an I Rush Toung, Im Livin in a place I like to call Sherwood Park, I'm pretty HOT, I am an expert chiller, i can chill anywhere any time, not a problem... Some times I like to get so drunk I have to hold on to the grass so I dont fall off the front lawn, beer is my fuel, hard liquer my Oil and Peptobismal.... my brake fluid, lets keep this show on the road, not in the ditch, dont believe ppl when they say uve had enough there only trying to hold u back.

Don't hate cuz u aint, uuh uuuuhhh no u dont

I would like to touch ur boob, if thats O.K. with u
Drinking is key, Country and Oldies are the best tunes. Drinking and driving, not smart, but everyone gotta drink right? Porn,Toga parties and strip clubs, I love chewin aint nothin better, funny jokes like shooting holes in my beer while im not paying attention and wondering why I keep spilling on my self.
PARTIES first off
Girls
Late Nights And Hazy Mornings
The Dance FLOOR!
Beek Shows
When Random Drunks Break Out Into Song Then Everybody Forgets The Words hahah WEEEEEWW
sandles
GIN
Gurls Who Go Just As Hard As I Do!!!! A.K.A SAMMY JADE HAHHAHA I LOVE YOU!!
Doing IT
Cold beer on a hot day
hot tubs
steph
BBQ's
The Ass Fuck Twins
stiff drinks that make u go "UUUUHHGG" and shake ur head
strippers
Gnar kill
david wilcox
micheal jackson
britney spears
Bohemian Rhapsody
and garth brooks
titties
spanky pants-- a key ingreident in every girls pantie drawr
HOCKEY- GO Oilers..
FOOTBALL--GO ESKIES
Traviling... I masterbated in the city of love Paris will never be the same

I dont dislike to much, I guess when my home team doesnt win pretty much, when bouncers grab me by the neck and take me away cuz I danced with line of hot girls for to long, that was un called for really...
Drunks spilling Ur Drink
Fat girls with skinny clothes
Goths
hard core punks
gut rot
philthy drunk tanks
being bored
socks
line ups
losing things
and
cops when there not on ur side