Warning: Colour coded
Red: Philosophical
Yellow: Story

ok, as most of you don't know, around 90% of my dreams are really quite Epic.
Like Bad Epic, like the one where the world was getting invaded by aliens that had invisibility things on so they could surprise attack us and wipe us all out before we could do anything about it.

I will edit this blog with the whole story of that one when I get it back from Tam, who would have it saved in her history, because she's pretty.

But I've had this sort of, Subconscious Thought about the sky, why is it there, why does it act as a sort of Blanket for the world. I know the scientific reason why its there, but who besides the people who says it's made up of gases is actually going to check.

So anyway, Me lorry and Ramsey were playing some Footy on an oval, a big oval, lots of people, it must of been the grand final, so we started playing blah blah, then they got a goal so we had to take it back to the middle, lorry was in the jump, he passed the ball to Ramsey, Ramsey to me and me back to lorry, but before the ball could get back to lorry (who didn't catch it anyway, which seems weird because he would be the most proficient in the art of footballing) There was a Really loud high pitched noise,
you know that noise when you cant hear anything else because Rock music is so fucking good? Times that by one billion.

either lorry kicked the ball up, or it just floated up, but it was in the sky, then a little piece of the blue sky fell down, and Ramsey said " Holey Fuck"
[ best part of the dream ]

There was complete Chaos, There were so many people there, and everyone was running away, but you can't run away from the sky! Unless we went into caves or something like that, but there were no caves, sadly.

I just remember running, and people dying all around me, more and more of the sky was falling down, as if it was like old paint and that is flaking away, but lots of it was gone at this point, some how we ran to Aarons house, but it wasn't his house but it was [you know how dreams do that?] And there was allotting of Stealing going on, because that's what happens when the end of the world is Nye, you cover yourself in materialistic possessions, I suppose...

I remember talking to Lorry about if Aarons Gear had been stolen, but we came to the conclusion that Polly probably sleeps with his gear, and there isn't a big change he is awake yet. [You wake up for pokemon, but not for the end of the world Polly? I like you priorities] I remember Ramsey just agreeing with us because IT IS THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD.

That was pretty much it, plus being shit scared because life as we know it, and possibly life itself was gone.

This dream when for 8 hours guys, that was one solid dream is that possible?

I have been thinking about recent news, and how people around me either die, or somehow dramatically changed in there life and I think that the only reason that is happening is because it helps the rest of us learn and shape our fate/destiny/whatever.

Then I was thinking, everyone is put on the earth for a reason right? But what if say, [just using me as an example] I was that reason, what if the entire collective of the world, history, politics, death, and war has happened for the one reason to shape me? Like someone who controls fate wants me shaped a certain way so that I come out the way they planned? [Don't want to use the word God, because it's something higher than religion to me]

maybe that's it, but on a larger scale, and maybe it's for all of us.

I think this was a metaphor dream, like my world is crashing down in front of me? maybe or maybe it could be an opposite metaphor, OR maybe it could be another "Fate Shaping Moment" where this dream helps me realize something later ahead, whether it be something life changing, or if in a case of the world actually DOES decide to say " hey, I'm going to fall down now" I know we will have to run to Aarons house and talk about how he sleeps with his gear.

Sorry for all the philosophical bits, but I am crazy so WoaahhreBLREHRE.

Love for all who actually read that entire thing.

you know what i hate?

KFC

they fucking suck

why?

1

there prices are WAAYYY over priced for the amount of chicen you ACTUALLY get .

2

you have wait like 45mins for them to be botherd enough to chuck so chicken bits into the deep frier which only takes around 1min-2min

yeah keke

3 there chicken is shitty anyway? i mean come on, theres more fucking taste on the end of a throbbing limp giraffes penis

lol

ok then

btw i had kfc tonight.

nice

well last night.

becase it is 1215am

fucken time'

yeah

you know what else i hate?


what?
TIME!

1

LOL

it can never make up its mind what it actually is .. so i scatters its self around the glove hoping to make sence.. BUT it DOESNT! because it ruins communication bettween people living on different countries.

2

lol

if were speaking about Time in general. it is the biggest murderer in the history. because it MADE THE FRIGGEN HISTORY!

and you cant keep time locked away because by the TIME you build it. IT HAS ALREADY ESCAPED!


rofl

rofl

wtf are u talking about

wtf are YOU talking about?

i Make Perfect sence.

fair enough

litterally speaking.

did this make your day?

yes

ofcourse

im glad.
:
well so far? because you cant really TELL what gong to happen next because TIME CONTROLS EVERYTHING!



quite life-end time
thats my motto

Well actually, global Economy Revolves around the price of tea in England because, seriously who drinks Dilmha anymore, if the price of Tea in England is raised we would have another war on our hands, so to speak..

it would be the same as America and oil, England would invade India because they also have "Weapons of mass destruction" which everyone will believe because what the fuck are the Indians doing anyway?
have we Heard from them?
do they even Exist anymore?

Much like Afghanistan, Where The Fuck is it? We all know now because of the "War on Terror" I didn't even Know it was a real country.

so anyway, England will invade India and India will be all like "Oh no, Run because that's what Indians do." because if you think about it, they never been in a REAL War, they always manage to get out of it somehow.
Much like the Holy Crusades.. even though that was against those dirty Arabs... a War With Indians is like making love to a Fish..
IT SIMPLY DOESNT WORK!!!.
(me knowing from personal experience of cause)

the America’s will be like "AHHH BOMB EVERYTHING BECAUSE WERE AMERICAN AND ITS IN OUR RIGHTS THAT WERE ALLOUD TO KILL EVERYTHING BECAUSE WE ARE THE BIGGEST, RICHEST AND MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD."

Australia will be like "lets follow the Americans because were too small of a country and we don't have a great economy."

So everyone will be at war with India, except Iraq, Germany, Japan and Canada.

Iraq because there doing it for "ALAH!"

Germany because some random guy will take power again and start another absolute Dictatorship, much like the last war, because those sons of bitches Germany don't learn a thing.

Japan because they'll be like "AHHH Kamikaze!! this is time to make shitty little aircraft and Fly into SUPRISE attack on America because We Hate there little white Asses!"

And Canada because, Lets face it, Canada doesn't actually have and army.
Sorry, let me correct myself, they Do have an "Army" but they Forgot to give them Guns... “Yeah, lets all run in there with our Pancakes and maple syrup and Eat them with Plastic Knifes And Forks Because there cheaper to Mass Produce Than Steel Ones.”

So as you can see, If the Price of Tea Did rise in England....


We'd all be Fucked!




By Scooby


Sorry if that came out Racist, I love Canada.... even if they dont Have an Army with Real Weapons.... and i love maple Syrup.
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