Hi My Name is Scott McDougall..... If You Think You Know Me, Then Drop a Line.

BASICS

Height:	164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6")
Weight:	65 Kg - 68 Kg (141 lbs - 150 lbs)
Birthday:	August 17, 1983
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Single and not looking
Living Situation:	Living with roommate(s)
Location:	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:	12:28pm \| Jan 19, '06
Profile Updated:	09:43am \| May 27, '08
Last Active:	09:24am \| Oct 01, '08

INTERESTS

Reading Material:	Comic books, Fiction, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Humor, Newspapers, Mysteries, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Poetry, Sci-fi
Movies:	Action, Classic, Comedy, Documentaries, Drama, Foreign, Historical dramas, Horror, Musicals, Psychological Thrillers, Westerns
Art:	Astrology, Body Art, Cartooning, Doodling, Drawing, Film/Video Making, Journal Writing, Painting, Photography, Sculpture, Writing
Animals/Pets:	Birds, Cats, Dogs, Farm Animals, Fish, Horses, Rabbits, Reptiles, Rodents
Video Games:	First person shooter, Fighting, Puzzles, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Sports, Strategy
Cars:	Audio, Imports, Modifications, Nascar, Offroad, Rally, Classics
Music:	Alternative, Classic Rock, Classical, Drum & Bass, Electronica, Hip-Hop, Industrial, Lounge, New Wave, Progressive, R & B, Rap, Rock, Soul, World
Sports:	Basketball, Dance (competitive), Hiking, Hockey, Horseback Riding, Kickboxing, Martial Arts, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Rock Climbing, Rollerskating, Rowing, Running, Sailing, Scuba, Softball, Swimming, Volleyball, Weight lifting, Wrestling
Activities:	Clubbing, Cooking, Drinking, Karaoke, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Reading, Traveling
Musical Instruments:	Acoustic guitar, Bass guitar, Electric Guitar, Other Drums, Piano, Saxophone
Outdoor:	Bird-watching, Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Backpacking, Paddling, Exploring, Sightseeing, Suntanning, Traveling
Computers:	E-mail, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net

ABOUT ME

Well, my name is Scott McDougall, AND I'M GONE TO FACEBOOK MUTHA FUKAS!!!! and i Live in NE calgary with my Beautiful girlfriend, Dawn McKinnon. We love to bike ride together and just hang out Im Laid back and i love to smoke weed and drink booze.

I have 1 eyebrow ring in my left eyebrow. and i enjoy cassual outtings.

37 rules of manhood
1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
- When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
- The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
- After wrecking your boss' car.
- One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
- When she is using her teeth.
2.) Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4.) If you've known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
5.) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6.) No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional.
7.) On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8.) When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9.) It is permissible to drink a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
10.) Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.
11.) Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
12.) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
13.) If a Man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
14.) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
15.) A Man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
16.) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean.
17.) If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
18.) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
19.) Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:
- Yeah, Baby, Push it!
- C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
- Another set and we can hit the showers!
20.) Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
21.) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22.) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
23.) There is no reason for guys to watch Men's Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
24.) When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
25.) You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call 'BULLS***!'.
Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.
26.) The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.
27.) Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
28.) Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.
29.) The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
30.) A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
31.) When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
32.) If a buddy is out-numbered, out-Manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good a$$-whoopin.", then you may sit back and enjoy.
33.) If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
34.) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
35.) when a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.
36.) Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "F*** OFF!" You are absolved of your of responsibility.
37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.
Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You're no longer a man and you're out of the man club.

LIKES

I Love Cats
I Love My Cat, Kitty
I Love Dawn
I Love Space
I Love Stars
I Love LAMP

Cypress Hill - Hits from the Bong

Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong

Pick it, pack it,
Fire it up, Come along,
And take a hit from the bong,
Put the blunt down just for a second,
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method,
Inhale, Exhale,
Just got a ounce in the mail,
I like a blunt or a big fat bowl,
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned,
I'm skill it, There's water inside don't spill it,
It smells like shit on the carpet,
Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit,
Of the skunky funky smelly green shit,
Sing my song, puff all night long,
As I take Hits from the bong...

Hits from the bong y'all
Gonna get high,
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high,
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high,
Hits from the bong

Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong,
And then take that finger off of that hole,
Plug it, unplug it,
Don't straaaain, I love you Mary Jane,
She never complains, when I hit Mary,
With that flame, I light up the cherry,
She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen,
Don't get me stirred up the smoke, through the bub-bling water,
Is Makin' it pure so I got ta', take my hit and hold it,
Just like Chong, I hit the bowl and I reload it,
Get my four-footer and bring it on...
As I take Hits from the bong,

Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong...
Gonna get high

Straighten your dick out...
Gonna get high...

DISLIKES

i hate whores
i hate tiffany symonds
i hate stupid trick bitched
and homewrekers

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