..*Whatever Happened To Sex, Drugs And Rock & Roll?Now All We Got Is AIDS, Crack, And Techno*..

...James...
You Arent His First, His Last Or His Only.
He's Loved Before, He Will Again But If He
Loves You Now, What Else Matters??
He's Not Perfect, You Arent Either. But,
If He Can Make You Laugh At Least Once,
Cause You To Think Twice&&Admits To
Being Human And Making Mistakes, Hold
On To Him And Give Him The Most You
Can. He Is Not Going To Quote Poetry,
He's Not Going To Be Thinking About
You Every Moment, But He Will Give You
A Part Of Him That He Knows You Could Break.
Don't Hurt Him, Don't Change Him, Don't Expect
More Then He Can Give. Try Not To Over-Analyze,
Smile When He Makes You Happy = ) Yell When He
Makes You Mad,&&Miss Him When He's Not There.

the girl who seemed unbreakable;; brOke.
the girl who seemed so strong;; crumblEd.
the girl who always laughed it off;; crIed.
the girl who would never stop trying;; finally gAve up.
.
.

.
.

When I Die, I Want A Shovel Attached To My Tombstone With An Inscription That Says "For A Good Time, Dig"


.Booty.Shakin:*:Heart.Breakin.
.Curvy.Hipz:¤:Glossed.Lipz.
.High.Class:*:Nice.Ass.
.Bangin.Style:¤:Sexy.Smile.
.Lucious.Thighz:*:Candy.Eyez
.Tempting.Lipz:¤:Killa.Kiss.
.Do.You.Think.You:*:Can.Handle.This?.

:love: ..My Zong.. :love:

.
.

.
.

..*_GaNgS.TeR.0uS_*..

.
.
[GUN REMOVED- DO NOT REPOST!]
.
.

.
.

.
.

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT
6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US
9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN/BATHROOM FLOOR
15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT

.
.

Take the quiz:
Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Never Sober
You are the kid who can't seem to put down the Ganja. You often find yourseld feeling more out of your zone when your sober then when you are stoned. You have permantly friend your brains and have aquired the intellgence of a 5th grader. You are fun to hang with but often hard to cummunicate with because you are retarted. Your a Chill person to hang with at the least
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Soo..You're The Bitch
That Told The Bitch
That I'm A Bitch
Well Listen Bitch
It Takes A Bitch
To Know A Bitch
Who Calls A Bitch
A Bitch..
..Bitch!