might be wrong ppl sayin not quite wat was said but its close enough


Blake: ryan that drawing looks like a penis tree
Ryan: well there are 5 penis' on it then so that fits the number of 'em at this table
Matt Grado: wtf ryan? there are 4 people at this table...... is there somethin u wanna tell us?
Ryan(sarcastically): ya guys.. i have 2 of 'em
Grado: wat do girls do?.. then cant give u head they gotta milk you


at Montana's



Fraser: carson your hair looks like shit.. i mean it looks so bad, it just flops in the wind and wont stand up straight
Adrian: thats wat she said
Me: ya i kno.. thats y i did it u dumb fuck
Fraser: so y dont u just shave it all off?
Adrian: thats wat your mom said
Me: i will eventually, might keep it till monday
Fraser: alright then.. u still look like a fucking rooster
Adrian: shut up Fraser


ya pretty well all adrian said all night was "thats wat she said" "thats wat your mom said" and "shut up fraser".. fuckin awsome funny night


the end of our first