On the note of my previous blog entry, I shall give hugs and or cookies to anyone who can:
a) Tell me what the following fictional, yet functional language is.
b) Tell me what the following means, when translated to English.

Dra vummufehk daqd pmulg ryc paah dnyhcmydat icehk dra Vehym Vyhdyco Q, Ym Prat dnyhcmydun.
Bmayca ahzuo dra lrymmahka uv vekinehk uid fryd ed cyoc. Du druca fru tu, ahzuo dra rikc, yht un luugeac.
Dryd ec ymm.