[x] You have screamed at an inamnite object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
So far: 3

[ ] You know that it is possible to lick your elbow.
[ ]You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ]You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
So far: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
So far: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
So far: 8

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x]You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
So far: 10

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before and completely missed the chair when going to sit.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture in the ceiling.
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
[ ] You had to use a calculator to add the percentage results up.

Total: 12


Now multiply that by 4,
This number is your "blonde total"

12x4= 48