Originally posted by: radiovoice.
(Between two friends of mine)
"Awww, he had such a huge..."
"Wallet?"
"Yes steven, a huge wallet. and when I excited his wallet, money went EVERYWHERE."
"How do you excite a wallet?"
"Tickle it's wallet-chain "
(Between two friends of mine)
"Awww, he had such a huge..."
"Wallet?"
"Yes steven, a huge wallet. and when I excited his wallet, money went EVERYWHERE."
"How do you excite a wallet?"
"Tickle it's wallet-chain "
*click*
Hello! And welcome to Purgatory NOW!
Danner(A.K.A. Sneaky Jesus), was sited in purgatory today.
He popped in and dropped a spam bomb on the purgatrites, just before leaving using his Ban Hammer of Power.
We will keep you on latest in the Purgatory area of the After Life.
This has been Mr. Peh, now it is time for my whipping.
Hello! And welcome to Purgatory NOW!
Danner(A.K.A. Sneaky Jesus), was sited in purgatory today.
He popped in and dropped a spam bomb on the purgatrites, just before leaving using his Ban Hammer of Power.
We will keep you on latest in the Purgatory area of the After Life.
This has been Mr. Peh, now it is time for my whipping.
-That was me.
Yes, I am a Texan, you've probably seen my kind in such shows as Dallas or Bonanza.
No I do not own cattle, no I am not a cowboy no one is any more(they fly helicopters now to herd cows), and I do not own my own oil well.
I'm not rich, so quit asking... I love to cook, it is my life blood, my passion. I want to make a career of it when I finish school this year.
Infact I am teaching others to cook while I'm attending school. I am just that damn good at cooking.
One day I will come to the great land of the North(Alaska, duh.)
I have an accent, not really a southern accent, more like a Californian, "Lets go surf, brudah!"
Yee-haw, howdy-do... Now I'm done saying it I won't say it again.
And I refuse to steep down to using ya'll.
Oh crap! Look what you made me say!
There is little to know about me... I don't play well with others.
I bite, and I don't like nap time.
I love squirrels! They're all "I WANT NUTS!"
I know a guy with three testicles, true story.
I enjoy reading, yes I am actually literate.
I have green eyes, very green.
I like the color green, and the word spleen.
SNAKES ON A PLANE!
ORF-anized Religion!
And Konye... I miss you.
