BASICS

Height:	152 cm - 158 cm (5' - 5'2")
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Single
Living Situation:	Living with parents/relatives
Location:	Coleman, Alberta, Canada
Profile Updated:	12:50pm \| Feb 14, '12

INTERESTS

Reading Material:	Fantasy, Mysteries, Poetry
Movies:	Action, Comedy, Romantic Comedies
Art:	Doodling, Journal Writing, Photography, Singing, Song Writing, Writing
Animals/Pets:	Dogs, Horses
Lifestyle/Fashion:	Shoes, Clothing, Accessories
Cars:	Drag Racing, Drifting, Offroad, Classics, Motorbikes
Music:	Country, Hip-Hop, Metal, Pop, Punk, R & B, Rock
Sports:	Badminton, Basketball, Bowling, Boxing, Car racing, Dance (competitive), Golf, Gymnastics, Hiking, Hockey, Horseback Riding, Ice-skating, Jogging, Rock Climbing, Rollerskating, Soccer, Swimming, Volleyball, Snowmobiling
Activities:	Clubbing, Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Shopping, Traveling, Dancing
Outdoor:	Bird-watching, Camping, Going to the beach, Hiking, Exploring, Suntanning, Traveling

ALL ABOUT ME

<~*~*Shorrtie*~*~>
Dusn't matter where I go
Thys place will alwayz be mah home
I have been Alberta bound for all mah life
And I'll be Alberta bound until I die!!

I'd rather have bad times with you,
than good times with anyone else.
I'd rather be beside you in a storm,
than by myself and safe.
I'd rather have hard times together
than easy times apart.
I'd rather just have you,
than lose a piece of my heart

Tips for guys on nexopia:

- - Dunt write 2 a girl with "Hey cutie", "Hey sexy", etc.
- - - Bad line: "Hey cutie, ur so hot! I jus moved frum ... n wanting 2 be ur friend".
- - - No, u dunt jus want 2 b her friend if u cum out with that line.

- - Dunt ask 4 msn. If she wants 2 giv it 2 u, she will offer.
- - - Bad line: "Hey, u got msn? It's easier that way."
- - - Response: "No, I dunt have msn."
- - - Well, the chance that she dusnt want 2 give it 2 u is 100%. Get over it.

- - Dunt be pushy. Get to the point that she doesn't want to do anything with you.
- - - Bad line: "Oh what about your phone? You got a cell?...."
- - - you will get a response like this: "NO! Fuck off! YOU CREEP!"

- - Don't ask to meet up with them, when you don't have a clue who they are.
- - - Bad line: "So hun, do you want to meet up or something? Let's go for coffee?"
- - - Response: "Sorry, I don't drink coffee"
- - - Bad line: "How about tea?"
- - - Response: "..."
- - - It will be nothing, because you're already ignored.

- - Don't message a girl and tell her that you have a webcam and you would do anything for her:
- - - Bad line: "nice page check mine out n add me to msn i got cam "
- - - Response: "Oh yea? that's nice. "
- - - Bad line: "ill do whatever you want on cam"
- - - Response: "YEA WELL I DONT WANNA OKAY BYE"
- - - Big big mistake ...! You're so desperate. it's a big turn-off for girls!

- - Last but not least.. Don't try to be an ass kisser!
- - - Bad line: "Oh hun, yeah I totally agree... ..yeah be true to yourself.. yeah I like that."
- - - God, shut up already.. have something original!

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Aight u all gots ta check out mah site
http://www.freewebs.com/shorrtie/

hooChie skirts and g u c c i hats
b e a t i n g hoes with metal bats
drinking l i q o u r fast and straight
staring down bitchez that l o v e to hate
we're sisters f o r e v e r fuck best friends
forever together til the very fucken e n d

Oilers kik ass!!!!!!!

I have blond hair
hazel eyes
I'm short n skinny.
I love to dance. Grindin' down with mah gurl Kymmie
Graduated
21 iz Mah age

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Nicknames~ Shorrtie, Smokey, Grover, Munchkin, Noodle, Munchy, Munchy-Noodle, Crunchy Munchy, Baby Aby, Two Hands Howlett (Mi bro bi hart gave that name 2 me wen we were bowling a couple years back. I use to bowl with 2 hands...get tha otha fantasies outta ur head. His nic name for bowling was Gutterball), Lil Howlett, Jersey, Bubblez, Burnt Toast (thnx 4 tha nic name Chris-Chros), Dodey, LL, Don't memba tha rest.

the girl who seemed unbreakable, broke.
the girl who seemed so strong, crumbled.
the girl who always laughed, cries.
the girl who was on top of the world, sank.
the girl who would neva stop trying, finally quit.

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Fuckk' wutt yo0h heardd',
recognize' wutt yo0h see.
thiz' isn't about yo0h,
it'z about me.
if' yo0h don like it',
then'n close your eyes'.
Cuz' all yo0h haterzz',
need' ta realize'.
yo0h can hate me,
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but in the end'.
Only God Can Judge me'.

Take this razor
n sign ur name across my wrist
so every1 will kno who left me like this.

Love iz hard to find
So wen u find it
never let it go
Dunt make mi mistake
listen 2 the story of my heartbreak
Take it frum someone who already knos

MAH LIKES

☆The Crew~:~
*Felicia*, *Kali*, *Gutterball*, *Kirbstomp*, *Alex*, *Adam*, *Lexy*, *Kimmie*, *Makeiv*, *Jared*, *Shane-O*, *Clair*, *Anna*, *Kass*, *Cassi Nova*, *Luke*, *Tay*, *Amber*, *Kaysha*, *Brook*, *Geana*, *Gina*, *Jessica*, *Garth*, *Jessica*, *Melissa*, *Shaun*, *Melissa C.*, *Cheex*, *Cathy*, *Brody*, *KJ*, *Brandon*, *Jason*, *Mel*, *Dana*, *Kristin*, *Brady*, *Chirs Chros*, *Chris*, *Jon*, *Justin*, *Dietl*, *Cam*, *Kyle*, *Ruiben*, *Jody*, *Skyla*, *Shorts*, *Kelsey*, *Kelso*, *Kelc*, *Myke-O*, *Jeff*, *Will*, *Sammi*, *Chels*, *Monique*, *Sach*, *ect.*
☆ Chillin
☆ Partying
☆ Sports:(Almost all, Hockey and Soccer are mi fav. tho)
☆ Chattin
☆ Shopping
☆ Swimming
☆ Dancin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
☆Music
☆Kisses & Hugs
☆Cuddling!!!!
☆True friends
☆Make-up
☆SLURRPEEZZ!!!!!!!
☆Gum
☆Nice comments

☆Smilez, laughs, love <3
☆Good memories

☆Summer, warmth
☆Swimming
☆Chocolate

☆Tomatoes and carrotts
☆SHOPPING!!

☆Money

☆Mah bed
☆West Ed. Mall, Park Place Mall
☆Gettin Crunk!
☆Ringette (skating)
☆Rain
☆Doodles
☆NIGHTIME
☆Horse back riding
☆Quading, snowmobiling, dirtbikin, camping.

~SeX iS GuD N sEx Is FiNe, DoGgY sTyLe or 69, JuSt FeR fUn Er GeTtIn PaId, EvErY1 LuVs GeTtIn LaId~

10 reasons to date a dancer:

1. We've mastered 5 positions profesionally
2. We have perfect technique and good hip rotation
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees
4. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
5. Underwear doesnt get in our way cause we dont wear any
6. Straddling is our natural position
7. After a quick intermission we're ready to go again
8. We dont mind getting hot and sweaty
9. A striptease is not an option, its a part of our inherent nature
10.And of course flexibility.....oh the possibilities

THE STORY OF MY LIFE

I still remember the night we met
you said you loved my smile
but your love for me was like a summer breeze
oh it lasted for a while
i could hold on a little tighter i know
but when you love someone you gotta let'em go so

Im gunna smile cuz i wanna make you happy
laugh so you cant see me cry
im gunna let you go in style
and even if it kills me
im gunna smile

kiss me once for the good times baby
kiss me twice for goodbye
you cant help how you dont feel baby
and it doesnt matter why
give me a chance to bow out gracefully
cuz thats how i want you to remember me

im gunna smile cuz i wanna make you happy
laugh so you can see me cry
im gunna let you go in style
and even if it kills me
im gunna smile

im gunna smile so you can find the courage
laugh so you cant see me hurtin
im gunna let you go in style
and even if it kills me
im gunna smile

Have u eva been at tha point where u feel like givin
up becuz everything u do, it feels like ur doin it wrong.
Have u ever tried to get something so bad n wen u finally get it,
ur scared to lose it. But yet, nothing lasts forever.
Have u ever tried ur best to get someone to like u,
but in reality all he did was hurt u.
Have u ever liked someone so much u would go to the end of the world
just to see a smile cross their face, but all they had to do was look into your eyes.
Have u ever liked someone so much, u were scared to get over them
becuz u were scared u would never feel that feeling again.
Have u ever wanted someone so bad that u cried urself to sleep every night
until u couldnt cry no more, and then u wonder. .
why doesn't he love me the way i love him?

Every girl has that one boy that they'll never get over.
That one who makes them laugh.
The one who you get butterflies just when someone says his name.
The one who has his name written all over your heart.
The one who you compare every guy to.
That one boy you never could get sick of talking about.
The one that you cry over&&overabout.
The one that no one can understand why him.
That one everyone thinks you can do better.
The one you ask to yourself why her & not you.

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And Now I Lay Down To Sleep
Bottle Of Vodka At My Feet
If I Die Before I Wake
Tell My Gurls I Drank It Straight

.+.I�m not a bitch . . . I just like being rude .+.
.+. im not a sinner . . . I just cant do anything right.+.
.+.Im not depressed . . im just always sad .+.
.+. Im not crying . . .my eyes are just full of tears.+.
.+.I�m not living . . .i just keep breathing .+.
.+. Im not a thief . . . I just take what I need.+.
.+.Im not a slut . . .i just embrace my sexuality .+.
.+.Im not stupid . . .i just don�t get it .+.
.+. I�m not trying . . .i�ve already given up.+.
.+.Im not weird . . . Im just different .+.
.+. Im not a rebel . . . I just don�t take orders.+.
.+.Im not worthless . . .i just don�t know my value .+.
.+. Im not a believer . . . I�ve already lost hope.+.
.+. Im not a fuck up . . .i just make mistakes.+.
.+.Im not beautiful . . itz only skin deep .+.
.+.Im not emotional . . I just have a lot of feelings..+.
.+.Im not immature . .im just growing up .+.
.+.Im not a quitter . .i just stop and re-think.+.
.+.Im not laughing . . .i need to smile first .+.
.+.Im not impulsive . . .i just act before I think.+.
.+.Im not obsessed . . im just in love.+.
.+.Im not perfect . . . I don�t want to be .+.
.+.Im not ignoring . . . .i just choose not to listen.+.
.+.Im not a gossip . . I have my own life .+.
.+.Im not pessimistic . . .i just don�t get my hopes up.+.
.+.Im not impatient . . I just don�t like to wait .+.
.+.Im not happy . . I do have sparks of joy.+.
.+.Im not tough . . I just don�t take shit .+.
.+.Im not clingy . . I just wanna be held.+.
.+.Im not opinionated . . I just voice what I think .+.
.+.Im not questioning . .i just have my doubts .+.
.+.Im not hiding . . .i jus wan 2 disappear .+.

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MAH DISLIKES

~McDonalds...yuck!!
~Stuck up bitches
~Playas
~Ppl who run there mouth
~Cold hearted ppl
~Annoying ppl
~People who brag about being like all emo and enjoy cutting themselves
~Guys who relieze after braking someones heart... That they realy did love him
~Cocky Girls and Or Guys
~Ego Filled Relationships
~Sexiest ppl
~Abusive guys (u ain't tuff..ur weak)
~Backstabbaz
~Needles
~Rapests
~PMSin parents
~Copy cats
~Animal abuse, child abuse
~Gettin suspended
~Gettin kiked outta mah house
~Nawt bein wif mah Boi
~No class Bitchez
~Scrubs
~Bad hair dayz
~Suicide
~Losin mah family ta uncurable diseases (R.I.P. Grandma and Sonic)
~Growin up (I wanna b a lil kid again...skinned knees r easier to fix than broken hearts</3)
~Heartbreakers
~Ppl who disrespect elders
~Hooked up guys who flirt wif me. (U gots a gf...show sum respect u fukin ass!)
~Pigs (Fuck da cops)
~Ppl who can't take care of shyt by themselves
~Fakes
~Fat girls who wear tite clothes (Wear sumfin that covers it or lose sum Fukin weight!!!)
~Being sad and lonely
~Petafiles (If u can't get sum1 ur own age u shur as hell ain't gon get sum1 young enough to b ur daughter!!)
~Tha fact I'm always cold....no matta wut!!
~Cranky ppl
~MORNINGS!!
~Guys who call me baby, sexah, hawtie, cutie, ect.
~ect.

R.I.P. Sonic

Whoeva Sed Nuffin Wuz Impossible Neva Tried Ta Slam A Revolvin Door!

Next Tyme U Think Ur Perfect, Try Wlkin On Water!!

~*Baby u thought u could play me
thought u would make a lil move an fake me
i'll never be a prize on ur shelf a real player u'll never be
go run ur game on someone else instead of me
ur so through, so tell me how it feels
now that someone is playing u*~

I Can't Stop The Rain From Fallin'
I'm Drownin In These Tears I Cry
Since You Left Without A Warning
I Face The Dawn With Sleepless Eyes
No I Can't Go On
When Clouds Are Pushin' Down On Me, Boy

You Want Me To Act Like We Never Kissed
You Want Me To Forget
Pretend We Never Met
&& I've Tried
& I've Tried..
Buut I Havn't Yet..
You Walk By...
&& I Fall To Pieces

I sit in the park where I dwell,
For this boy I love so well.
He took my heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free.
I see a girl on his lap,
He says things to her he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed,
Not a word to mother was said.
Father came home late that night,
He looked at me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep.
Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top place a dove.
And remember this, I died for love...

It Aint Fair You Died
To Young, Like A Story That Had Just Begun
But Death Tore The Pages All Away
God Knows How I Miss You
All The Hell That We've Been Though
Just Knowing, No One Could
Take Your Place..</3

There comes a time in life when you realize;
who really matters, who never did,
who always will;
and in the end we learn who is fake,
who is true, and who would risk it all for you.

~*~It's been a long hard road,
without you by mi side.
Why weren'y you there
all tha niights I cried?~*~

Gots a problem wif me? Solve it. Think im trippin? Tie my shoe.
Cant stand me? Sit down. Cant face me? Turn around.
Got beef? Cook it. Hate or love me? Either way ur still thinkin bout me.
Think im stuck ^? Pull me down. Cant say it to mi face? Dunt say it at all.
Speechless? Shove a dick in it.Get it?

Yall losers all the same Always playing games
Thinkin youz a pimp but come on thats so lame
Can't get in my thong Can't kiss me no
I'll never be your dime So baby hit the door
This alot of nonsence Cause I ain't havin' it
Pimpin' ain't easy But please believe me
I'm not the one to get played
And never will be
Boy you need to quit it quit it
Thinking you gon' ever get it

Y
My heart has a history
Of hurting those who mean the most to me
Before you get too close to me
I think you ought to know
While other hearts are holding on..
While other loves are growing strong..
My heart has a history
Of lettin' go</3

~*The 98% of the population
that tried smoking pot doesn't
give a fuck about the other 2%
so shut the fuk up already*~

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Innocent or gulity

09:11pm | Sep 20, '07 | No Comments

INNOCENT OR GUILTY

1. Dated outside your race? innocent
2. Given a hickey? guilty
3. Dated your good friend/best friend? guilty
4. Sung in the shower? guilty
5. Spit in someone's drink? innocent
6. Dumped someone? guilty
7. Opened your Christmas presents early? guilty
8. Peed outside?guilty
9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? innocent
10. Had more than five REAL bfs/gfs? guilty
11. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours? guilty
12. Ran through the sprinklers naked? innocent
13. Ate food that fell on the floor? guilty
14. Went outside naked? innocent
15. Made out with your best friends bf/gf? innocent
16. Mooned somebody? innocent
17. Been on stage? guilty
18. Made someone cry? guilty
19. Been in a parade? guilty
20. Been in a school play? guilty
21. Drank beer? guilty
23. Been on a plane? innocent
24. Been on a cruise? innocent
25. Broken into a house? guilty
26. Gotten a tattoo? innocent
27. Gotten piercings? guilty
28. Cried so hard you threw up? innocent
29. Gotten