I honestly do believe I am. I've been away from this site for so long, its crazy trying to start over, but as with everything I do its gonna be poetry in motion, so I'll work on it here and there.

For now I guess all anyone needs to know is I'm from Okotoks and I've spent the better part of my life here. I enjoy drinking... Like, I really enjoy drinking. Its almost as if you could take your favorite thing in the world, and then force it to breed with your second favorite thing in the world and then sell the resulting offspring into slavery where it ends up working under a fierce pirate captain, who grows fond of your favorite thing and teaches him the ways of the sea, but then the captain tragically dies in a fight with several spanish armada gaurds defending this thing as he's grown so attatched he considers it family, so that thing grows up mean and hard, turning into a valiant hero having been shaped and weathered from commanding his own crew after being elected the new captain...

Also I'm a welder!

So I guess I'm really not the most complicated person in the world, infact I would say its quite the opposite. I mean, I do tend to speak my mind, no matter how incorrect or uncouth as it can be. I do like the sound of my own voice, so thats probably why. I mean if someone does something stupid, i'll be the first to say "hey guy, you're doing something stupid. knock that shit off".

I suppose it sholdn't go without saying that I do my fair share of dumb things too. I do have a tendancy to go over the top a lot, and I have no nutrel ground, its either on or off but I think its much more interesting that way.

If anyone even reads this shit, or cares and wants to know more, just ask. I don't bite without reason.

Also, I suppose I should add as a side note, or clift note, or post script or whatever you wanna call it all of those pictures of me are OLD! Like crazy old. I no longer got wild hippie hair, i keep it kinda short cropped now. Also I sport a beard on and off. Sometimes the sock puppet hangs out... I'd get some new ones, but I really don't trust cameras. I've jumped in with the popular movement that they steal your soul.

Being asked to elegant balls and attending them.

Naughty people with icky dooty.