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BASICS

Height:179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Weight:83 Kg - 86 Kg (181 lbs - 190 lbs)
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single and not looking
Location:Strathcona County, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:10:36am | Jan 30, '04
Last Active:09:35pm | Apr 06, '08

INTERESTS

Reading Material:Comic books, Fiction, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Humor, Magazines, Newspapers, Mysteries, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Poetry, Romance, Sci-fi
Movies:Action, Animated, Comedy, Horror, Independent, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction, Westerns
Animals/Pets:Cats, Dogs
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting, Puzzles, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Sports, Strategy
Cars:Domestic
Music:Alternative, Death Metal, Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Metal, Punk, Techno
Sports:Bowling, Car racing, Hockey, Ice-skating, Inline Skating, Jogging, Paintball, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis, Track and Field, Wakeboarding, Handball, Hacky-sack
Activities:Clubbing, Driving, Listening to music, Pool/Billiards, Traveling, Darts, Flailing
Outdoor:Bird-watching

HOW I WISH I WAS 16 AGAIN....

What do you mean it's time.
Time for me to grow up?
I don't want any part.
It's right to follow my heart.
The new kids ran.
Ran out the back door fast and the bands that came before they had their noses in the air.
Pretending that they care about our scene just because our money's green.
I'll tell you stage dives make me feel more alive than coded messages in slowed down songs.
Now you're so ashamed.
Now I'm so ashamed of you we believed the same things.
You stand to the side.
Rebirth or hardcore pride.
It all came true.
Too bad you can't see all the good things that I see.
Back in. Back in the days when I'd wait to see the old bands play.
It didn't seem like wasted days.
I was so sincere.
But now I see more clearly.
Music's only work to them.
It's not to me so I say.
Hats off to bands that change.
Good luck go your own way.
Why play for us if your hearts not in it?
Cause what might seem dumb to you is pounding in my heart.
Now you're so ashamed.
Now you're so ashamed of you.
We believed the same things.
You stand to the side rebirth of hardcore pride.
It all came true.
Too bad you can't see.
No you just can't fucking see it.
Now you just turn your back.
You said I don't want it anymore.
Old Friends you attack.
Out pain out of touch.
You don't get it do you?
New stage new ideas.
You don't have to make excuses for us.
Sitting there looking back I'm scared.
Don't spoil memories of the way things were.

UNTITLED

Religions of the World
Taoism : Shit happens.
Confucianism : Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism : If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism : Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2 : What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism : This shit has happened before.
Islam : If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2 : If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3 : If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism : If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism : Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian : This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian : It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist : It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist : Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian : Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran : If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism : If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2 : If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3 : Shit must be born again.
Judaism : Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism : Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism : No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism : God made all shit.
Secular Humanism : Shit evolves.
Christian Science : When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2 : Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism : Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers : Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism : This shit does not stink.
Darwinism : This shit was once food.
Capitalism : That's MY shit.
Communism : It's everybody's shit.
Feminism : Men are shit.
Chauvinism : We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism : Let's package this shit.
Impressionism : From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism : Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism : Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2 : What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism : This shit is good for me.
Hedonism : There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism : God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2 : This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan : An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology : If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses : >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2 : May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3 : Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies : Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna : Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism : Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism : Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius : BoB shits.
Practical : Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic : Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2 : Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3 : What is this shit?
Satanism : SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism : What shit?
Atheism #2 : I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism : No shit.

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