Pic2 comment compliment to tyler barbon...he writes beautiful poetry and was kind enough to lend me the quote portraying my emo side...the one i dont have. fuck you emo genre, fuck you...
Geoff says:
you're my hero man, srsly brah
dave says:
hahaha
dave says:
that girl is almost attractive too
dave says:
if i haden't given up 16 year olds...
dave says:
i should pass her your way though
Game set and match [sad_face]
I'm Geoff...I'm basically the greatest person ever born...
Geoff says:
this morning i believe we were both lackadaisical due to the previous nights alcohol consumption
I dodged his zypher, burned through his ip and stunned right as he battler debuffed me lawlz.
*belch* it's the rum burns
My Hobbies include getting drunk, near death experiences, and yes folks, i skydive.
Dave says:
i need to change my nexopia because having a good nexopia page dictates your awesomeness
Geoff says:
fk that, i dont try on the internet
Shoes are shoes and not kicks you fkin tools
MïČhëLê KàMïKø - quote amy "your a sick bitch" unquote says:
GEOFF YOU'RE A FUCK
Geoff says:
maria
Geoff says:
check your panties for my keys
"I sat on a burrito and there's a hole in my crotch...what the fuck happened last night?"-Geoff Knight
Geoff-I'm perfect says:
i use my writing as an emotional outlet, not sure how that's funny
Geoff-I'm perfect says:
just because you dont understand
Brittany says:
no no i totally unnderstand
lolz riiight, like i have emotions, fuck
Valkyrie
n : (Norse mythology) one of the maidens of Odin who chose heroes to be slain in battle and conducted them to Valhalla [syn: Valkyrie]
aka Saira Donaldson. She's my bitch, and party buddy. Very few match her beauty; however, this will change one day when she pisses me off and i kick her in the face, thus rendering her ugly. The big yellow one is the sun, you're my boy blue, you're my boy.
Geoff-I'm perfect says:
i fucking
Geoff-I'm perfect says:
walk
Geoff-I'm perfect says:
into the UPS store today
Geoff-I'm perfect says:
and im like
Geoff-I'm perfect says:
biiitch, help me photocopy this shit
"No mortal can keep a secret. If the lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore"
-Our good friend Sigmund Freud.
Geoff says:
school is a waste of time
Geoff says:
drop out and retreat to drugs and alcohol
LVL 50
-Wizard
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owned [sad_face]
I hang outside of the junior high.
"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a...You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."
The following took place on a monday at 11:26.
Geoff says:
dude we pwn bitches irl at parties
Geoff says:
translates to:
dave says:
haha
Geoff says:
David, my good friend. Do you not agree that at the current social gatherings we have attended, the female guests have taken quite the liking to our comical routines?
dave says:
I quite agree, mate. At this rate, with our social integrity and raging alcoholism, we will indeed conquer the art of tricking a woman into the removal of their under garmets purely with our superior rhetoric and quick-wit.
dave says:
holy shit, that one sentence took me like 3 minutes to write cuz i'll be damned if i'm going to let a grammatical error slander my clearly superior intellectual reputation.
Why is sociology so gay?
Because it is.