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number one

dance mix 95

marijuanna

people who like to blaze

beer

text messaging

people who are nice enough to explain things to me when i dont understand

camping, fishing, hiking

hanging out with my friends

walking in the forest

getting sooooo hammered at parties with your friends and then having to piece the parts of the night together a couple days later

my cat peter, he is the love of my life

music

dancing when im fucking shittered

hot strippers

bubble baths

the beach

greek salad

loud music with lots of bass

people who arent junkies

walking my dog

stupid two faced girls, who are nice to your face and then say shit about you behind your back

theives and liers

stupid ideas, like drinking milk all hammered before you go to bed, and letting your friend cut your hair after youve been drinking.

drug flashbacks

white people who think they are black

the sound of my alarmclock.

how i cant stop biting my stubby little nails

stepping in shit

finding roaches in the pot

being fat and lazy

Addiction and junkies

moths

getting garbage juice dumped on your head right before you go see a movie and finding
sick paper and sticky shit in it.. ewww, makes me wana pukkee

being lost

picking up dog poop

anime

sore feet

walmart

stupid people ( mostly perople dumber then me)

celery

creepy scary little kids. ohh they give me nightmares

working two jobs

THE POLICE

when people steal my lighter or rollies

breaking bongs

seeing my friends upset or sad

cinnamon gum.. ewww

comming down from e, fuck thats shitty

when people stick things in my ears, like Fingers or tounges.. ewww, get bent

when panhandlers like harass you for change

spilling liquor