fuck...so my restaurant manager doesn't have the guts to tell me that i close badly and goes talking about me and my job behind my bakc..to CREW!! he walks into our restaurant, thinking he's the shit, trying to change shit, change people and that. he's pissing the wrong people off and he will be finding that out really fucking fast. his little bitch aint the world either

So tammy has to drive brony and colin home (colin would be one of us, partier and all, except he's only 16... ). It was a dark and stormy night in Grande Prairie, and the roads were soaked with rain. Tammy is cruising down a side road at 100, see a red light and starts slowly coming to a stop. Her tires lock up and they starts skidding uncontrolably (actually it was perfectly fine except the tires did lock up) towards the intersection. Her light was red, but the traffic going perpendicular to her vehicle were stopping, or at least turning. So she thought they had a red light and her's was going to turn green right away. So she goes skiddering around the corner, catches traction, changes into the left lane and cruises at 35/40 for a bit. In her rear view mirror, these head light, BIG head lights, start getting closer, really fast, so close it was to the point she could only see the grill of the semi that was about to kill the trio. Tammy says out loud "slow down buddy, y is he getting so close...HOLY SHIT ITS A SEMI.....GO GO GO GO GO!!!!" You could hear his tires skiddering along the wet road as he tries to slow down. In tammy's car, colin is holding on to the door for dear life, bronwyn is hugging to passanger seat and tammy is hugging the steering wheel, pushing down on the gas as far as it would go. They get away alive. Colin looks at tammy and asks "didn't you see the semi?!" tammy replies...."i didn't see ANYTHING. I htought they had a red light!!" hahaha

so brony is walking to work one day, in a yellow skirt and a black top, more or less a bum-ble bee outfit...
now the story behind that one...
here is brony...just getting off the bus, yellow skirt, black shirt. She's walking by a garage full of hot guys..oh yes they were hot. now...whenever she wears a skirt, she goes commando...even on a windy day..like THAT day. So she's walking by this garage, strutting her stuff, and the wind comes up and blows her skirt up in her face, all the guys start whistling and hooting at her as she runs past them into mcdonalds. As she's walking to the back, she's telling EVERYONE the story, including tammy. So tammy, the wise girl that she is, goes behind brony, as she is talking on the phone, and flips her skirt up. A&W woudl have been able to hear her shreek. hahah. so then john starts working and comments on brony's bumble bee out fit...and tammy pipes up..." yes it IS a nice BUM-ble be outfit isn't it brony??" haha


so there is tammy and laurie, standing at the landing zone, in mcdonalds...thats right...tammy works there...and brony comes up to the two ladies, button missing on her pants, holding them WIDE open. Just to remind you...its mcdonalds...its busy, there are people at the tills. So here is brony...holding her broken pants wide open. "hey guys!!! i popped the button on my pants!!! what do i do??" Laurie, shocked out of her mind, tells her to go to the cabinet and get new ones as tammy stands there, partially horrified at the fact that brony would come up front with her pants undone, and held wide open. So as she goes back to get new pants, laurie leans toward tammy, who is still shocked, and whispers "thank god today she decided to wear panties!!" (reference to the first story of this chapter) So tammy goes to the back, to bug brony about always going commando...and she tells brony "thank god today your wearing panties.." and brony turns around and explains to her that she was thinking about no panties today... thank god... you saved us and the customers a vivid picture we really wont want to remember... haha

so tammy n, bronwyn, candace and tammy s are dancing hot and sexy to a song at the corral when this one guy comes up to tammy n and tells her to get him hard. Well she doesn't hear the guy over the music and kind of started to dance with him, looking at bronwyn for help, who OBVIOUSLY didn't see the terror in tammy n's eyes. She starts to dance with this guy, even more creeped out than before, and he starts to feel down her legs and up her back and ALMOST bends her over... so tammy n knew the dilemna she had just got herself into and pushes the guy away...he was kindda black, but kindda native, but kindda something else...just to add it all up, really creepy. he grabs her, spins her aroudn and keeps going at it, continuously telling her to get him hard, trying to make her touch him...for liek 20 minutes....tammy finally had enough of this guy, so she dances her way to the other side of the circle and hides behind brony. the guy comes over at tells her it takes a while for him to get hard. so tammy's like go get hard somewhere else. He goes to her friend, asks if he can take her home, and candace is like " fucker you gotta go through me (she's not a tiny girl...nope not one bit) buddy back off and the night goes on

oh yes...welcome to the party pack girl!!!

tune in later folks!!

hahaha here's more guys

tammy n, bronwyn, and tammy s all head to the Corral for a good night of getting tammy s drunk. Tammy n buys a round of drinks for her and bronwyn and gets tammy s a jug of a gummi bear (tammy s never goes drinking, no joke ), so she decided to take it easy on her for her first drink. Tammy n told tammy s that she had 5 minutes to finish her drink, and, by god, she finished it in the time given. So the three of them are dancing their little hearts out when tammy n looks at brony, gives a nod, a huge shit eating grin and dashes to the bar, leaving tammy s to look at her and wonder. Tammy n waves the other two over, passes around the shot of apple pie to her and brony, and a shot to tammy s...of TEQUILA!!! . Tammy s looks at them, then back at the lemon, then back at the two sexy girls, takes the lemon and asks what she does with that. The two break down laughing. Tammy n explains to tammy s that she should eat half the lemon first, then the other half after the shot, just to get a gross taste in her mouth to begin with, PLUS she already started to munch on the lemon, but brony insists on eating the entire lemon first. Tammy s eats half the lemon, gagging at every second suck (hahah) then takes the shot, her eyes go wide...then she gabs brony's boob...jj guys. hahah she ALMOST gags on the shot, finishes the lemon and screams at the two piles of giggles that she is never doing that shot of what ever it was she had again. So, brony and tammy n pool their money and buy a jug of a quad of oj and vodka for tammy s and tells her she has 10 minutes to finish it...tammy n learned the hard way that you don't give 5 minutes to finish a quad unless you plan on throwing up that night, PLUS tammy s doesn't drink, or never did until that night. hahah. about 10 mintues late, tammy s is STILL suking on the straw leading to her hangover-in-a-jug, and tammy n looks at her, screams "SHOTS!!!!" and buys tammy s a shot of tequila AGAIN ( no lemon this time) and tells her the shot is hers, as she buys bronwyn and herself a shot of sourpuss. The shooter girl asks y we don't do tequila and y tammy s is getting the punishment. They look at her and tell her that its punishment for not finishing her jug in the time allowed. they all laugh, except for tammy s, who's slurring "no guys, no tequila...". Tammy n says too bad (by this time, tammy s only had about 1/8 of a jug left to finish), and pours the shot in the jug ( that has vodka and oj already). Tammy s downs the rest of the jug, the trio leave the bar to drive tammy s back home. The entire way home, tammy s is screaming over the music in the vehicle, "i fucking love you fucking guys!! i had the BEST fucking night in my entire fucking life...fuck". They ask what the last fuck was for, as tammy s replies, " i don't fuckign know" hahha tammy s had to work at 9 in the morning...hahaha hope ya had fun tammy!!!


oh ya...and in reference to my last chapter...chapter 2...
with brony getting so drunk and asking for more...
pay back is a bitch...get me drunk, i will mix your drink worse than mine and get you fucked!!! pay back is a bitch brony!!!

heres another one guys!!

Tammy fills a big green glass of 4/5 vodka and the rest OJ...
tammy: bronwyn...its yours...drink it
brony: no
tammy: DRINK IT
brony; ok...
tammy: how was that for you?
brony: good...where's my cooler?
haha

So tammy, brony, chad and dwayne are all walking to the park, brony jsut plastered... . Bronwyn has to pee, so tammy takes post and monitors the area. After that, the duo goes to the slides, get their pants wet, and brony falls to her knees in the sand, and falls on her back... the most popular place for her...jj girlie. tammy leans over and pours some of her beer on brony's stomach and brony screams at the top of her lungs "don't pee on me guys!!!" so chad helps her up, and they go off, somewhere...just the two of them... we ALL konw what they were doing... hahaha...On their way home...bronwyn stops for a minute, just staggering where she stood. Tammy asks what was wrong and brony's like "just a minute guys", reaches down to her ankles, pulls up her panties and pants and takes another couple steps, then puts both of her hands down her pants and the other three were like . Tammy asks her whats wrong again, and her reply is..."my panties are in a knot" haha


more to come folks...stay tuned

PeAcE

there are many adventures forgotten due to alcohol...so here are the ones we can recall...even if it IS just a one-sided remembering...hahah

It was a dark and gloomy night out, with tammy n, bronwyn, tammy s and jaime in the car, driving through the Corral parking lot...when all of a sudden a puddle jumps at tammy n's windshield and she flings her arms infront of the steering wheel screaming "NO!!!", covering her face from the splash...lmao

Dancing and grinding hard on the dance floor, tammy and bronwyn are giving it their all, trying to pursuade the stuck up friends to come and dance. Then, out of NO WHERE, the big burly 6'5" man comes and picks Brony off the floor by here crotch, and trying to strip her of her sexy clothing. Tammy goes screaming at this fucker, pulls the terrified bronwyn away from him, pushes him backwards and tells this sorry mother fucker that he best be watching his fucking ass or else he'll be on it. (Just to inform ya'll that don't know tammy...she is 5'3", and all of that is bitch if you rub her wrong) She starts kicking him and punching him, screaming at him to get the fuck away form bronwyn, if she wanted him, he would know. Buddy backs off and tammy and bronwyn drink on!!

the first time vaughn came to grande prairie, tammy was extatic. One warm night, tammy, bronwyn and vaughn went to the bar to get tammy drunk for her FIRST TIME EVER. There was a slight...dilema...issue (it didn't stop them from drinking, oh no...hahah)...it was the middle of teachers convention...teachers EVERYWHERE. So they start playing pool, then vaughn baught a round of drinks...2 triples of rum and coke, for tammy and brony, then a triple of vodka and OJ for him. Tammy gags on the rum, couldn't stand it, and switched with vaughn. She downed that and when she stood up to shoot, the world spun once, and she's like "omfg...hehe". Vaughn buys another round, except tammy got a triple of vodka and OJ and she downed that one. Then a tequila shot and a quad screw driver came her way. She said a very sloppy 'no' to the tequila and went to shoot, or try to. The tequila ended up in her jug and they weren't leaving the bar until the jug was done...5/6 of a jug later, vaughn said it was fine to leave. All this drinking happened in 30 minutes. Well...she fell between the bed and the wall, crawled to the bathroom, wedged herself between the door and tub, not letting anyone in, kicked her mom against a wall and passed out with her pants undone cause it was too hot, or at least thats how she woke up...hahah

thats all for now folks
PeAcE!!

like wTF!?! people are so fucking stupid...get over it. grow up..."i don't know what to do" stop the bloody arguements!?! i try to make peace, try to be civilized, but he has to..UGH! y are guys such a piss off?

Wait for the guy that makes you smile
Wait for the guy who can catch your tears before they fall
The one who treats you like an angel
Who finds the best of things in the worst of times
Says your laugh is cute
Tells you your beautiful in sweats and a tee
..but absolutly loves it when you get all prettied up for him
Kisses you on the forehead and says its okay when you know its not
Holds your hair back when your heads in the toilet and your just about to pass out
Shows you he cares
Wakes you up with a kiss on the cheek when your taking a nap
Holds your hand when hes with your friends
Respects you and your decisions
Gets jealous when your with another boy..
.....if it came down to it..would give his life to spare yours
Puts you on the top of the world
Thats where you deserve to be