you eat, you're fat.
you don't eat, you're a freak.
you drink, you're an alcoholic.
you don't drink, you're a pussy.
you read, you're a nerd.
you don't read, you're stupid.
you tell a secret, you're an attention seeker.
you don't tell a secret,you're still attention seeking.
you let someone in, you're easy.
you don't let someone in,you're too uptight.
you smoke, you think you're cool.
you don't smoke, you're a loser.
you've had sex, you're a slut.
you haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch.
you wear make up, you're a slag.
you don't wear make up, you're ugly.
you can't please anyone. ever.