"Hell Yeah, Let's Get Bombed!"
-Barry Badrinath
42 Signs You're a Dipper...... or were
1. You know cool words like "fatty", "spitter", "snoose", and "lipper"
2. You dip when you're depressed.
3. You dip when you're happy.
4. You've probably spent close to $750 dollars on bottled water only to see it poured out in the Pantry Parking lot.
5. You trim your fingernails in a specific manner to better facilitate the opening of a tin.
6. Your tin collection is the pride of your room.
7. You have a log of chew in your fridge at this instant.
8. The term "The Big Dipper" has no astronomical meaning to you at all.
9. You once hooked up with a girl, only to comment to your friends how much her breath mints made her taste like Spearmint Skoal.
10. You once made a girl cry for spilling your can of chew.
11. Once, after a friend poured his heart out to you about why his life sucked, you replied with: "That sucks. . . . .Wanna dip?" and it made him feel better.
12. More than once, you've gone hungry in order to have money for more dip.
13. You answer the question "Got any chew?" with the questoin "Am I Breathing?"
14. You have knowingly watched a guy you didn't know drink your spitter, loogeys and all, only to laugh as he puked in the sink.
15. You have dipped a half a tin at one time.
16. You chewed in biology class only to spit in dirty beakers.
17. You've spilled a tin of chew on the ground, but took a pinch off the pile before admitting the tin had been lost.
18. You have engaged in masturbatory exercises while dipping.
19. You cried when you thought you were giving up chewing forever.
20. You once tried to quit and almost made it 6 hours without a dip.
21. Your ideal death would be "Death By Nicotine".
22. No matter how much you've done it, a hatred of smoking still burns red-hot deep inside you.
23. You've been kicked off an academic sports team for chewing.
24. You gain tremendous joy from making rookies on your team chew.
25. You have once been awakened merely by the smell of chew in your room.
26. You brain instinctively tunes out a female voice speaking the words: "Eewwwww. That's nasty."
27. You watched the World Series just to see which pitcher had the biggest dip in.
28. If you meet a guy for the first time, no matter how big of a dick he is, if he's dipping, you think to yourself, "He can't be that bad."
29. When a friend mumbles to you, "Mmmmmm, mmmmmm." You understand him clearly to say, "Please, good friend, hand me my spitter."
30. One time, a guy you hardly knew gave you a free tin of chew, you told him you loved him, and you meant it.
31. You have asked a friend to join you for a little lip cancer... and he accepted gladly.
32. Your mom bought you chew for your 17th birthday.
33. At one time or another, you were kissing your girlfriend and thinking whether or not you had any chew in your car.
34. Your girlfriend threatened to leave you because you chew.
35. You called her bluff.
36. One of your most treasured memories includes sitting on a freezing cold seat in a subzero arena dipping Skoal Straight with one of your best friends.
37. News of a new kind of chew gets you all riled up for two weeks straight.
38. You have once said this: "Damn my lip hurts. Anybody got a dip?"
39. Your girlfriend once gave you and your buddies a bunch of free chew.
40. Your girlfriend once took your chew and you refused to talk to her until it was given back.
41. Your dentist told you to stop chewing.
42. You didn't listen.
im 18
green eyes
dirty blonde hair
im about 5 foot 11
I AM: CANADIAN
You know you are normal when
1. you love pizza
2. u use a word like sick in a good way
4.u mock people who mocked you first
5.you didnt notice 3 was missing
6.you actually scrolled up to see if there was a 3
7.now your laughing at your stupidity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLkt8&mode=related&search=
this is unreal