THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
1. Do you do drink every weekend?
nope. wish i could
2. Is the last person you kissed a good kisser?
hell ya, amazing
3. Ever kissed somebody of the same sex?
yup, fun times
4. Would you ever get a piercing 'down there'.
no, would you.
6. Is there someone you want to fight?
yup, bitchy girlfriends
7. Whos the one boy/girl you've ever fallen the hardest for?
Kaelan
8. Do you sing in the shower?
yes and i am proud of it. so is my cat( she showers with me)
9. Anything in your room your wouldn't want your parents to find?
hahahahahahayup
10. What song would you want played at your funeral?
any bob marley song or slipknot song
11. Ever puked on somebody?
yeeahhh not such great of times
12. Ever been puked ON?
ugh, yes.
14. Do you think anyone has a crush on you and is too afraid to tell you?
ummmm ya i do
15. Have you ever had sex in a chair?
still a virgin
16. In a public place?
again, virgin
17. Have you ever bought anything from a sex shop?
that is for me to now and u to find out
18. Are you racist?
nope
19. Ever thought you might be gay?
umm i'm bi.
20. Woke up without pants on and forgot what happened the night before?
yes. still can't remember
21. Ever stolen something worth over 50$?
no
22. Ever considered cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
hell no
23. What's the most terrible thing you've ever done to someone?
said she was dead to me.
24. Have you ever participated in an orgy?
does having five people take off their shoes count?
25. Have you ever worn the same pair of underwear for longer than 3 days?
ew no.
26. Do you think you'd make a good model?
hell yes. not
27. Have you ever shouted the wrong name during sex?
virgin
28. Do you read Cosmopolitan?
whats cosmopolitan
29. Do you ever wish you were the opposite sex?
lots.
30. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yup
31. Do you ever think you're un-attractive?
sometimes
32. If you got the chance to sleep with any celebrity who would it be?
ohhh that guy who plays Jasper
33. Have you ever written a romantic poem for somebody?
yup
34. Has anyone ever made a poem for you?
yup
35. Ever been suspended from school?
nope
36. When did you first start noticing the opposite sex?
kindergarden. i got married then divorced
37. Have you ever injected a drug?
yes and i am not proud of it
38. Would you ever actually kill somebody?
maybe
39. What's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to you?
"i don't date ugly girls lik u"
40. Do you ever act out of jealousy?
yup
41. Have you ever been paid to strip for somebody?
noope
42. Have you ever kissed somebody with a name starting with "A", "K", or "L"?
yup
43. Bra size?
34 C
44. Do you take other people's secrets seriously?
yes
45. How many people in your life have told you they were IN love with you?
five.
47. Have you ever made yourself throw up to get skinny?
nope
48. Have you ever done magic mushrooms?
yup
49. Have you ever done meth?
yup and not proud of it
51. Have you ever felt like you were being used?
yes, lots
52. Do you own any pornography?
nope
53. Have you ever forgotten to put on underwear and then worn a skirt?
yes it was short and windy
54. Have you ever been "walked in on"?
making out, yes.
55. Have you ever started a rumour about somebody?
nope
56. Would you ever want to become a stripper?
maybe
57. Do you think "that's what she said" jokes are funny?
depends what she said
58. Have you ever gotten a hickey somewhere other than your neck?
yup on my chest
59. Are you shy about your body?
depends which parts
60. Have you ever madeout with a pillow?
when i was ten
61. Have you ever given a lap dance?
yup
62. Your weirdest fetish?
touching skin
63. Favorite physical feature on yourself?
eyes and boobs
nope
