THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY

1. Do you do drink every weekend?
nope. wish i could

2. Is the last person you kissed a good kisser?
hell ya, amazing

3. Ever kissed somebody of the same sex?
yup, fun times

4. Would you ever get a piercing 'down there'.
no, would you.

6. Is there someone you want to fight?
yup, bitchy girlfriends

7. Whos the one boy/girl you've ever fallen the hardest for?
Kaelan

8. Do you sing in the shower?
yes and i am proud of it. so is my cat( she showers with me)

9. Anything in your room your wouldn't want your parents to find?
hahahahahahayup

10. What song would you want played at your funeral?
any bob marley song or slipknot song

11. Ever puked on somebody?
yeeahhh not such great of times

12. Ever been puked ON?
ugh, yes.

14. Do you think anyone has a crush on you and is too afraid to tell you?
ummmm ya i do

15. Have you ever had sex in a chair?
still a virgin

16. In a public place?
again, virgin

17. Have you ever bought anything from a sex shop?
that is for me to now and u to find out

18. Are you racist?
nope

19. Ever thought you might be gay?
umm i'm bi.

20. Woke up without pants on and forgot what happened the night before?
yes. still can't remember

21. Ever stolen something worth over 50$?
no

22. Ever considered cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
hell no

23. What's the most terrible thing you've ever done to someone?
said she was dead to me.

24. Have you ever participated in an orgy?
does having five people take off their shoes count?

25. Have you ever worn the same pair of underwear for longer than 3 days?
ew no.

26. Do you think you'd make a good model?
hell yes. not

27. Have you ever shouted the wrong name during sex?
virgin

28. Do you read Cosmopolitan?
whats cosmopolitan

29. Do you ever wish you were the opposite sex?
lots.

30. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yup

31. Do you ever think you're un-attractive?
sometimes

32. If you got the chance to sleep with any celebrity who would it be?
ohhh that guy who plays Jasper

33. Have you ever written a romantic poem for somebody?
yup

34. Has anyone ever made a poem for you?
yup

35. Ever been suspended from school?
nope

36. When did you first start noticing the opposite sex?
kindergarden. i got married then divorced

37. Have you ever injected a drug?
yes and i am not proud of it

38. Would you ever actually kill somebody?
maybe

39. What's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to you?
"i don't date ugly girls lik u"

40. Do you ever act out of jealousy?
yup

41. Have you ever been paid to strip for somebody?
noope

42. Have you ever kissed somebody with a name starting with "A", "K", or "L"?
yup

43. Bra size?
34 C

44. Do you take other people's secrets seriously?
yes

45. How many people in your life have told you they were IN love with you?
five.

47. Have you ever made yourself throw up to get skinny?
nope

48. Have you ever done magic mushrooms?
yup

49. Have you ever done meth?
yup and not proud of it

51. Have you ever felt like you were being used?
yes, lots

52. Do you own any pornography?
nope

53. Have you ever forgotten to put on underwear and then worn a skirt?
yes it was short and windy

54. Have you ever been "walked in on"?
making out, yes.

55. Have you ever started a rumour about somebody?
nope

56. Would you ever want to become a stripper?
maybe

57. Do you think "that's what she said" jokes are funny?
depends what she said

58. Have you ever gotten a hickey somewhere other than your neck?
yup on my chest

59. Are you shy about your body?
depends which parts

60. Have you ever madeout with a pillow?
when i was ten

61. Have you ever given a lap dance?
yup

62. Your weirdest fetish?
touching skin

63. Favorite physical feature on yourself?
eyes and boobs

nope