What's green and spins around at 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's red and spins around at 100mph?
A baby that's crawled in after it.
What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed water-wings.
How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off its head
What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A Baby nailed to the floor.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
What's red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.
What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later.
How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin thru it's head
What's red and sits in the corner?
a baby chewing on razor blades.
A frog in a blender.
What's red and spins around at 100mph?
A baby that's crawled in after it.
What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed water-wings.
How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off its head
What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A Baby nailed to the floor.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
What's red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.
What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later.
How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin thru it's head
What's red and sits in the corner?
a baby chewing on razor blades.
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dirty whore, sleazy skank, obnoxious fucking cow.
these are all close. but not quite.