My real name is Kris i know it's weird for a guys name but w/e, StuntCock is my nickname and i don't feel like explaining it so yeah. i'm also pretty smart but lazy and almost never do my homework but i have the honor roll thing amajig to prove i don't need to do homework.

"self improvement is mastermation, not self destruction"

“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”

"Be excellent to each other, and.... party on dudes"

-hang-out with my friends (who's likes catagory isn't this on)
-play games
-music (rock, metal, punk, none of that rap, hip hop or R&B shit that's not real music)
-the rain
-Pink Tocos
-the list goes on i'm just too lazy to complete it.....i'll get on it l8er




http://www.everwonder.com/david/wizardofoz/
check that out

-the omish, lol jk
-ex-girlfriends thinkin it's still alrigt to still be friends (you can't be friends after touching each other's fun parts)
-wiggers
-people who answer rhetorical questions
- goody good suck ups
-william shatner
-Authorities
-Quebec
-simple plan and all the other emo bands
-people who comletely lose it after 1 cooler (drink half a 40 and come back to me)
-the homeless
-people who live with their parents till they are like 30
-light beer
-deit coke
-environmentalists
-Americans
-ignorant people
-red lights
-people who don't clean them selves regularly
-reading books i hate
-houses with the one stair going into the living room cuz i always stub my toes on them
-waking up beside a fat chick
-people who lie to me
-handi-cap parking spots
-fat people touching my food
-vegetarians (god gave us our canine teeth for a reason, to eat meat)
-leaving thub tacs on the ground
-smashing your nails and they turn black and fall off
-subway (bastards gave me food poisoning)
-bad drivers
-religion (spirtuality unites religion divides)
-Gangs
-to lose
-posers
-dog shit
-butter knives
-crapy movies
-slivers
-people who think tupac is still alive and treat him like he was a god (that fucker was a punk i'm glad he got shot my only wish is that he comes back from the grave so he can die with twice the pain)
-the cold
-Metallica's new shit (their old shit was good but since they took away the booze they suck i mean St. Anger? what is that? how could metallica let me down )
-getting an ich you can't scratch
-people who talk about me behind my back (just say it to my face so i have a chance to punch you in the face)
-red liquorish
-the icing on cakes
-mashed potatoes
-when your sick
-not being able to sleep
-when it's windy
-the snow
-steping on a bunch of thumb tacs
-conect 4
-drunk natives asking me if i have a wife
-being cold
-paper cuts
-fiber glass slivers
-retarded people (call me a bad person i don't care, they scare me)
-creepy people talkin to me
-the homeless
-woman beaters like Alex you faggot