Heres A Little Creationg Of Mine For You To Read...
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There once was a monkey named dill, and a pickle named bill. Ok so dill ate bill (that was a dream so it doesnt matter for rest of story) Dill and Bill were out walking one day when they decided to get a jar of jam. You see they love jam..expecially strawberry!...So they bought grape. Then they went home and ate if with some peanut butter (the smooth kind caz the crunchy sucks)..it was yummy. THE END. haha jk. After they ate they went to bed, but they decided they wernt tired so they got up. Dill is a crimefighter. He figured that he was bored so he decided to go out and kick some ass. Dill went to his garage, got on his flying flaming shark and zoomed off to the deap reaches of space. Bill stayed at home and cleaned, caz Bill is a douche. THE REAL END
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IT MAKES SENSE TRUST ME:)
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Ok Guys heres the result of sending somone an email when your pissed drunk...This email was sent to me by a chick i met in Mexico and she lives in Colorado.
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mmk dude i watn to this party tonight AND GOT DURNK!! HEHE THIGiout id tell u cuz we were giinena get durnk inm esxici but them eprole are gay! haha ojwell nex t timme! call me u shoudl1!! 1 097 555 5555 its here againg in cadwe i did it wrong 1 970 555 5555 haha that right i wthink!! CALL ME LOVER OI LOVE U USEXY CNADIAN! tell ur bro and siis i seay AHKLOAHA!! haha
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PS:i sensored the end of the phone number caz i dont think shed appreciate phone calls lol.
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