YO I AM JASON BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME SUTH DAWG. I LOVE BASEBALL I AM A CATCHER AND MY TEAM THAT I PLAYED ON LAST YEAR WON THE NATIONALS. THAT MEANS WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN CANADA. I WON THE BEST CATCHER AT NATIONALS AND THE BEST HITTER IN THE GOLD MEDAL GAME. OTHER THAN BASEBALL I LOVE TUPAC (WHO IS STILL ALIVE I MIGHT ADD) BUT YA THAT IS ABOUT ALL THAT IS EXCITING ABOUT ME.

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50 Signs You're a Dipper......

1. You know cool words like "fatty", "spitter", and "lipper"
2. You chew when you're depressed.
3. You chew when you're happy.
4. You've probably spent close to 750 dollars on bottled water only to see it poured out in the Pantry Parking lot.
5. You trim your fingernails in a specific manner to better facilitate the opening of a tin.
6. Your tin collection is the pride of your dorm room.
7. You have a log of chew in your fridge at this instant.
8. The term "The Big Dipper" has no astronomical meaning to you at all.
9. You once hooked up with a girl, only to comment to your friends how much her breath mints made her taste like Spearmint Skoal.
10. You once made a girl cry for spilling your tin of chew.
11. Once, after a friend poured his heart out to you about why his life sucked, you replied with: "That sucks. Wanna dip?" and it made him feel better.
12. More than once, you've gone hungry in order to have money for more chew.
13. You answer the question "Got any chew?" with the questoin "Am I Breathing?"
14. You have knowingly watched a guy you didn't know drink your spitter, loogeys and all, only to laugh as he puked in the sink.
15. You have chewed a half a can at one time.
16. You chewed in chemistry class only to spit in dirty beakers.
17. You've spilled a tin of chew on the ground, but took a pinch off the pile before admitting the can had been lost.
18. You can pack a tin to the tune of Stairway to Heaven.
19. You have engaged in masturbatory exercises while chewing.
20. You once sent an email to a buddy that consisted only of the word "dip" repeated over and over.
21. The afore-mentioned email meant a lot to your friend.
22. You cried when you thought you were giving up chew forever.
23. You once tried to quit and almost made it 72 hours without a chew.
24. Your ideal death would be "Death By Nicotine".
25. No matter how much you've done it, a hatred of smoking still burns red-hot deep inside you.
26. You've been kicked off an academic sports team for chewing.
27. You gain tremendous joy from making rookies on your baseball team chew.
28. You have once been awakened merely by the smell of chew in your room.
29. You brain instinctively tunes out a female voice speaking the words:
30. You watched the World Series just to see which pitcher had the biggest dip in.
31. If you meet a guy for the first time, no matter how big of a dick he is, if he's chewing, you think to yourself, "He can't be that bad."
32. When a friend mumbles to you, "Mmmmmm, mmmmmm." You understand him clearly to say, "Please, good friend, hand me my spitter."
33. One time, a guy you hardly knew gave you a free tin of chew, you told him you loved him, and you meant it.
34. Your opinion of a zoo rests entirely on whether it posesses kodiak bears.
35. In a drunken stupor, you once had a conversation with the Bear.
36. You re-wrote the lyrics to Candle in the Wind to dedicate the song to Kodiak.
37. Your mom bought you chew for your 17th birthday.
38. At one time or another, you were kissing your girlfriend and thinking whether or not you had any chew in your car.
39. Your girlfriend threatened to leave you bc you chewed.
40. You called her bluff.
41. One of your most treasured memories includes sitting on a log in the woods behind your high school baseball field chewing Skoal Classic with one of your best friends.
42. News of a new kind of chew gets you all riled up for two weeks straight.
43. You own a cuspidor solely because you and your friends chewed your asses off for two months.
44. You have once said this: "Damn my lip hurts. Anybody got a dip?" yah
45. You once chewed Cougar bc it claimed to be dip.
46. Your girlfriend once gave you and your buddies a bunch of free chew.
47. Your intense fascination with Diamond Dallas Page can be traced to your subconscious association of the letters "DDP" with "DIP".
48. Your dentist told you to stop chewing.
49. You didn't listen.
50. Once you were stung by a bee, so you held a pinch of skoal cherry to your face.goin to the movies

BASEBALL
TUPAC
WOMEN
BASEBALL
SNOWBOARDING
SLOW WALKS ON THE BEACH
I DONT LIVE BY A BEACH
I WISH I DID
BASEBALL
WIGGILING LOOSE TEETH
THAT FEELS SOOOOO GOOD

NOTHIN
I LIED
I DONT KNOW BUT I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I DONT LIKE IF YOU ASK


I HATE THE HICCUPS SO MUCH