The Name is T to the Ravis (travis)
I am Built
I am Sexy (hahahahahahahaha)
I am Cool
I Like To Skateboard
I Like To Trick Blade
I Like To Get Drunk...and if running around naked gos with that...then i do that too
I am basically the most sarcastic person you will ever meet and
i joke about everything. i do kno when to be serious though...
i can be a rather exciting person and very intimidating at times
i live for playing rugby, soccer football and other hiting sports...
i will beat you up if you make me madd!!!
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same
every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
CANADIAN SPEECH!!!
I AM NOT A LUMBERJACK,
OR A FUR TRADER...
AND I DONT LIVE IN A IGLOO
OR EAT BLUBBER OR OWN A DOGSLED...
AND I DONT KNOW JIMMY, SALLY OR SUZY FROM CANADA,
ALTHOUGH IM CERTAIN THEY'RE REALLY NICE.
I HAVE A PRIME MINISTER,
NOT A PRESIDENT.
I SPEAK ENGLISH AND FRENCH,
NOT AMERICAN.
AND I PRONOUNCE IT ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.
I CAN PROUDLY SEW MY COUNTRY'S FLAG ON MY BACKPACK.
I BELIVE IN PEACE KEEPING, NOT POLICING.
DIVERSITY, NOT ASSIMALATION,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS BILLY!!!!
AND I AM CANADIAN!
You know you're an Albertan when:
1. You never meet any celebrities except Ian Tyson.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
3. "Vacation" means going to Calgary.
4. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular in Toronto.
5. You measure distance in hours.
6. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
7. Your classes were cancelled because of the cold.
8. You often switch from "heat" to "AC" in the same day.
9. You use a down comforter in the summer.
10. Your grandparents drive at 100/km per hour through 13 feet of snow and raging blizzard without flinching.
11. You see people wear hunting clothes at social events.
12. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
13. You think of the major four food groups as deer meat, beer, fish and saskatoons.
14. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
15. There are always 4 empty cars running in the parking lot at the beer store at any given time.
16. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
17. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
18. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
19. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
20. It takes 3 hours to go to the mall for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
21. You don't actually know what a rat looks like.
22. You have or will freeze a body part to a metal post.
23. You wear your wool socks in the summer time.
24. You take kindly to an "American" asking if you live in an igloo.
WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington , under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada !!
25. And we don't bomb our allies.
oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
I AM CANADIAN!!!