The Ten Commandments of Pot
1. The Golden Rule works for pot:
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and they don't, let them have a bit of yours.
2. Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if you're driving in a car, The Driver doesn't have to reach behind him to grab the joint.
3. He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.
4. Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it free pot is good pot.
5. Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hey it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.
6. Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient does have the right to smoke alone.
If they feel they do not have enought to share.
Remember it's their medicine.
7. A match is a match:
Try never to match pinners to anything bigger, its just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absoultely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize
apologize profusely.
8. Always:
Declare a bowl cashed if you think it is.
Reload
9. The person who brought the bud picks the music.
10. The little things that kill:
Never miss 4:20.
Thou shalt not triple toke.
Save all your roaches for a "rainy day".
Never clean anyone else's bowl without permission.
****Pass this to all the potheads you know!******
Remember,
When getting high meant swinging at the playground,
the worst thing you could get from the opposite sex was cooties,
dad was your hero, and mom was the person you
looked up to, your enemies were your teachers or your siblings,
race issues was who ran the fastest, war was a card game, the
only drugs you knew was cough medicine and a girl that wore a
skirt didn't have to be a slut, the only thing you smoked were the
tires on your bike, the only thing that hurt was skinned knees
and the only things that can be broken were your toys. Life was
simple and care free, but what I remember the most was wanting
to grow up; and now all I want is to go back to that
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how many brothas fell victim to tha streetz
rest in peace young n!gga
there's a Heaven for a 'G'
be a lie
if I told ya that i never thought of death
my n!ggas
we tha last ones left
but life goes on....
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Money.Cars.Bitches.Weed.
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--party hard, rock -n- roll --
--drink a 40, smoke a bowl, we're the stoners, we have class--
--fuck wit us, we'll beat your ass, for all your preps who think you're cool--
--think again cause stoners rule, stoners live and stoners die--
--but in the end, we all get high, so when i die, bury me deep--
--wit some bud at my feet, pack of papers in my hand--
--so i can smoke my way to wonderland--
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1. The Golden Rule works for pot:
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and they don't, let them have a bit of yours.
2. Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if you're driving in a car, The Driver doesn't have to reach behind him to grab the joint.
3. He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.
4. Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it free pot is good pot.
5. Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hey it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.
6. Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient does have the right to smoke alone.
If they feel they do not have enought to share.
Remember it's their medicine.
7. A match is a match:
Try never to match pinners to anything bigger, its just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absoultely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize
apologize profusely.
8. Always:
Declare a bowl cashed if you think it is.
Reload
9. The person who brought the bud picks the music.
10. The little things that kill:
Never miss 4:20.
Thou shalt not triple toke.
Save all your roaches for a "rainy day".
Never clean anyone else's bowl without permission.
****Pass this to all the potheads you know!******
Remember,
When getting high meant swinging at the playground,
the worst thing you could get from the opposite sex was cooties,
dad was your hero, and mom was the person you
looked up to, your enemies were your teachers or your siblings,
race issues was who ran the fastest, war was a card game, the
only drugs you knew was cough medicine and a girl that wore a
skirt didn't have to be a slut, the only thing you smoked were the
tires on your bike, the only thing that hurt was skinned knees
and the only things that can be broken were your toys. Life was
simple and care free, but what I remember the most was wanting
to grow up; and now all I want is to go back to that
how many brothas fell victim to tha streetz
rest in peace young n!gga
there's a Heaven for a 'G'
be a lie
if I told ya that i never thought of death
my n!ggas
we tha last ones left
but life goes on....
Money.Cars.Bitches.Weed.
--party hard, rock -n- roll --
--drink a 40, smoke a bowl, we're the stoners, we have class--
--fuck wit us, we'll beat your ass, for all your preps who think you're cool--
--think again cause stoners rule, stoners live and stoners die--
--but in the end, we all get high, so when i die, bury me deep--
--wit some bud at my feet, pack of papers in my hand--
--so i can smoke my way to wonderland--