We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don't deserve it!
Because even if sometimes it may only last 10 seconds, you know it's the best damn shot you've ever had...
No body grinds like we do.
You ALWAYS find Mocha, Whip cream, caramel or some other deleciousness on some part of our body.
Give you enough creame so you won't complain.
Because we stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to re-brew.
We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.
NO MATTER HOW CRAZY THE REQUEST, WE JUST SAY YES!!!!
If we don't give it to you like you want it, we'll keep trying until we make you happy.
When we're ready to give it to you, we scream for you no matter how many people are in the room.
If giving you what you want is too much for one of us to handle, we'll use our star skills and ask someone else to help.
We're all cross trained to work in any position.
Free pound a week.
Black and khaki would look great on your floor in the morning.
We can use both hands to multitask
If you leave dissatisified, we give it to you for free next time.
We eliminate the need to do it yourself at home[/center]
Tupac Amaru Shakur R.I.P.
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RolL it up LighT it up SmokE it up InhalE ExhalE
This is wat an ol' G told me filthy rich and dyin' lonely "Fuck a benz and fuck a rolly, life is wat u make it, homie"
All I wanna do is smoke my dro..bitch
Sit on the couch get high n get throwed bitch
Or in the car windows cracked gettin loaded
I'm representin everybody out there smokin
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ThiS is my DrinkiN SonG
AnD TherE AinT no RuleS WuT YoU WaitiN on
PoP a BottlE PouR YouR SelF a ShoT or EveN BreW YouR OwN
If YouR GoiN to DrinK MighT as WelL DrinK UntiL YoU HiT ThE FlooR
AftA YoU HiT ThE FlooR GeT yo AsS up AnD PouR a CouplE mo
hahaha....BIITCH
~I LOVE TATTOOS n PIERCINGS~I HAVE FoUr TATTOOS n NiNe PIERCINGS~
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DISLIKES
fuckin pigs...FUCK THE POLICE BIIAAATCH!!
fuckin rats
mouthy little bitches
when i have no fuckin smokes
LooK PeoplE ArE AlwayS GunnA TalK AbouT YoU
So LetS GivE TheM SomethinG To TalK AbouT
M : One of the best to have fun with.
A : You like to drink.
L: You like to drink.
L: You like to drink.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
R : Fuckin crazy
I : You live for sex
E : you have a fine ass
What Does Your Name Mean?
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : you have a fine ass
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You live for sex
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly.
L: You like to drink.
M : One of the best to have fun with.
N : You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one o