Kevin says:
*watches you sleep*
...and now for something not creepy >_>
*builds a fort of japanese video games around you*

Kage says:
Hotter than if you put all the peppers in the world together, and made them into a big pepper shake, then put all the hot sauce in that shake, then heat it up in the microwave for an hour, then you pour it into the sun and combine all the stars in the universe together and keep it like that. It's hotter than that.

Scott says:
Because Sammi jumped on Scott, it creates a very suggestive scene where Sammi is on top of Scott, in the middle of the internets. Webcams flash all around.
Newspaper article: "Some Lesbian She Is! Page 3!"

Alicia says:
the government doesn't exist. Dinosaurs planted them.

Scott Says:
Today on Animal Planet , you can observe the mating ritual of the common Lesbian. Here, she tries to attract the unsuspecting prey with nice words and promises of "OMGGIRLSEX".

Jorrel says:
If you put salt in your bellybutton, you'll grow celery

Kevin Says:
its touching you too though
AIR IS A SLUT

Kel says:
...... Tao. This is Kelly. Kelly is 100% Ignorant Amercican. I do not understand Japanese or whatever othe crazy moon language you're trying to speak to me in.

Kevin says:
if you die before you wake
....i'll go to heaven and steal you back

Kevin says:
My sammi has a first name
its r-a-v-e-r

Scott says:
It's like they say: if you can own Stepmania, you can own a girl's puss.

Kevin says:
Sammi - the stealer of all things female

Michelle says:
we should totaly get marrfulled.. ...its like marriage... but since we luff each other its marrfulled...

Brendan says:
and ur straight as a squgglieeee straw