Just ask
1) When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2) When you are blue, ill dislodge whatever is choking you
3) When you smile, I will smile back knowing you finally got laid
4) When you get scared, i will keep edging you on
5) When you are confused, ill try my best to use little words to help you figure out what i am saying
6) When you are worried, i will tell you stories on how much worse it can be, that should make you feel better
7) When you are sick, stay the hell away from me i dont want what you have, call me later
8) When you fall, i will point and laugh and consider picking you up when im done doing what i have to do.
This is my oath. I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask; Becauase you are my friend and i care deeply.



