Well, I'm a fatty who likes to play sports. Not your average cup-cake eating kiddie? Well thats me, I'm rather foul mouthed and honestly I just don't care. I play guitar and have strong opinions about music, I find myself in an existential quandering looking for music to fit into my pitiful meaningless existence, filled with the loathing pain and self-doubt that I will never amount to much in life other than what I am now.... you see I find our choices in music to be what kind of people we are. That would be why I enjoy metal. It's creative, often relates to life's problems, strong imagination of fantasy, expresses opinions about moral problems (an example of such could be Iron Maiden or Metallica, and their opinions on war), shows extreme talent, soothes our mind with rythems and entertain's us while we go about lifes shitty jobs and trials. I have played guitar for about a year and a half now, I often wonder where it will fit in my future, for I have strong aspirations to become a doctor. Football is amazing fun...but yeah..its going to be fucking hot..and im fat and out of shape....Fucken Chuck Noris.......

Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Symphony X, Yngwie Malmstein, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Godsmack, Metallica, Anthrax, Cake, Slayer, Hammerfall, Acdc, Led Zepplin, MotorHead, Black Sabbath, Randy Rhoads, Ozzy Osbourne, Slash, Gene Simmons, Kiss, Avatar, Axe, Korn, Megadeth, Opeth, Pantera, Primus, Rush, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slipknot, Bob Marley, Cradle of filth, Rodney James Dio, Guns'n'Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Judas Priest, BB King, Iron Maiden, Edward the Great, Velvet Revolver, Matt Duff, Five Iron Frenzy, Sonata Arctica, Alexisonfire, Nirvana, Aerosmith, Ramstein, Deep Purple, The Who, The Guess Who, The Doors, Peter Frampton, Eric Clapton, Uriah Heep, Rod Stewart, Joe Walsh, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Van Morrison, Jim Morrison, Michael Romeo, POD, Van Halen, Eddie Van Halen, Pink Floyd, Big Wreck, Kanas, The Eagles, Darrel "Dimebag" Abbot, Damage Plan, Rolling Stones, Steve Clark, Def Leppard, Jimmy Page, Chris Poland, Alice Cooper, Middy Waters, Albert King, Rob Halford, Kurt Cobain, Joe Strummer, Zakk Wilde, Black Label Society, Reel Big Fish, Foreigner, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Dream Theatre, David Bowie, James Brown, Mozart, Beethoven, Ron Howard, Santana, Michael Jackson, Billy Idol, SilverChair, WarMachine, Ministry, 3 Inches of Blood, Zz Top, Twisted Sister, Quiet Riot, Rainbow, Scorpions, Saxon, W.A.S.P. Motley Crue, Dire Straits....Porn.....
And of course....all the ladies....

NO.....YOU....You're sexy............................OMG *(Change underwear here.....)*

Little Children (Ew? sticky? runny noses? stupid questions...I think not...)
Axel Rose ( I mean...what a little bitch...)
Emo (wtf is that shit anyway)
Twinkies (that shits sick as fuck....)
Ball Gravy (need I say more?..)
Greenday (not a bad band but dude....seriously...leave some radio play for other people too)
Football in hot weather.....


Wining a fight over the internet is alot like being in the special olympics...even if you win you're still retarded....

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