BASICS

Height:	164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6")
Birthday:	June 09, 1988
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Long term
Living Situation:	Living with roommate(s)
Location:	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:	04:56pm \| Jun 21, '04
Profile Updated:	07:18pm \| Dec 15, '09
Last Active:	06:27pm \| May 22, '10

INTERESTS

Reading Material:	Comic books, Mysteries, Myths and Legends, Romance
Movies:	Action, Comedy, Documentaries, Drama, Horror, Musicals, Psychological Thrillers, Romantic Comedies, Spy/Political Thrillers, Tearjerkers
Art:	Astrology, Body Art, Painting
Animals/Pets:	Cats, Fish, Rabbits
Video Games:	Racing
Music:	Alternative, Classic Rock, Funk, R & B, Techno, Trance, Salsa
Sports:	Badminton, Bowling, Dance (competitive), Hockey, Snowboarding, Tennis
Activities:	Clubbing, Drinking, Listening to music, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Shopping
Musical Instruments:	Acoustic guitar, Bass guitar, Electric Guitar, Piano, Saxophone
Outdoor:	Camping, Going to the beach, Hiking, Sightseeing, Suntanning, Traveling

FUNNY STORIES, AND GREAT QUOTES

Funny Stories:

Watching a movie with my friend Kris in NS
The Movie: 101 Dalmations.
The Convo between me and her:
Her - Dude! There has got to be like over 30 dogs in this movie..
Me - *laugh* I'm not good at math...so I'll let you have that one.

Me and my mom were on a bus one day.
There was a group of guys (14-16 maybe),
They were listening to Led Zepplin Stairway to Heaven.
One of the kids got up, and said "MAN Led Zeppelin is going to be big one day!"

Me and a bunch of my friends were hanging out.
Most of us were in the bedroom listening to music,
And a girl named Shawna was watching Much Music.
(There was a special on about Kurt Cobain)
She was watching this....still new to Nirvana and stuff.
She runs into the room and screams "Oh My God! You guys...Kurt Cobain died today!"
Ohh....newbies.

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power.
We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-Martin Luther King

Its Only When We've Lost Everything, We Are Free To Do Anything

Funny Convo:

Tiff: I watched a fly die today.
Alex: Did you swat it?
Tiff: Nope, it just died. It layed on its back and kicked around for a bit. Then just died.
Alex: When did you have time to do this?
Tiff: I was about to take a nap.
Alex: So you just layed down and watched a fly die of natural causes?
Tiff: Yes.
Alex: Fascinating

GEMINI

Gemini is the third sign of the Zodiac and associated with youth and versatility. Individuals born under this sign are thought to have a sociable, fun-loving, versatile, lively, communicative, liberal, intelligent, mentally active and friendly character but one which is also prone to moodiness, inconsistency, superficiality, restlessness and laziness.

Gemini go everywhere together, hand-in-hand, symbolizing your dual nature. Our world comes in pairs: good and evil, male and female, in and out, yin and yang -- and you Geminis are living proof. Some might say Gemini are an entanglement of paradoxes, but the truth is that Gemini have an easy acceptance of opposites. Gemini world is one of duality. Gemini can like this and that, one thing and its opposite. It's like you see your world through a radio and Gemini can tune experiences and points of view in and out as your interests change.
You Geminis are curious, talkative, versatile and mentally active. Your mind can bounce around from one topic to another with great ease, making Gemini the champion of cocktail party chatter and lighthearted social encounters. Others will think that Gemini are fun to be with, but your ability to change with the changing winds can also lead others to see Gemini as shallow.

Element: Air
The astrological element of air represents movement. And the most efficient movement between two points is often a thought. Air signs are thinkers. They emphasize the intellect over other functions. With active minds and a good command of language, the air signs are the natural born communicators. They can be light and breezy as the breath of spring, but their words can also carry the power of a gale force wind.

TIFFANY ENJOY'S

There are only four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.

A nice cup of tea. (Spiced Chai, Dreamland)
A good movie.
A warm bed.
Sitting infront of a fire place.
Having money.
Talking on the phone.
Reading Cosmo, Thrillers, Romance. (Mr. Perfect is a great thriller!)
Hearing from old friends.
Karma.
MY JOB

LATEST BLOG ENTRY

Woman With The Tattooed Hands.

06:51am | Dec 16, '06 | No Comments

I used to know this woman who had the most beautiful
tattoos on the top sides of both of her hands
She was forty-three years old and as far as I know
had never yet been with a man
It's not that she wasn't attractive;
she was beautiful, but it was the way that she interacted
She was aggresively passive to the point where she
would've intimidated any mitt that ever tried to catch it
on the right hand she had a tattoo of a nude girl
she claimed it is what God resembled
but on the left she had a mirrored image of the same female
and this one she explained looked like the devil
I remember once watching her touch her own breasts
how the tattoos smiled as they stared down her stomach
as if anticipating when they'd be allowed to caress
the sweet flower that they both seemed to hunger (sweet flower)
Now maybe I was high but it felt so right
heaven and hell both take to this woman's womb
It didn't make sense how she could commence
touching herself with me wide awake in the same room
but if I've lea