Some stuff about me eh... 10 000 might not be enought to finish this...

Well i'm a successfull ass modle, i've stood in for such names as Tom Cruise, Collin Ferrell, Jonny Depth Jessica Alba and a new comer which i just did this fal, the Richard Simmons, he really let him self go... but i think you'll agree with me, my work speaks for its self.
I have also started a very fofilling career in the Disposable lighter repair man industry, really helps to pass the time in-between ppl takeing pictures of my ass.
I also have 3 children, Jarmain, Deazz, and Galipalie, you know 2 boys one girl they're pretty cool... i probably have more in other countries but, some times you just loose track of how many women you put into labour...

All right well here's the DL I'm 18 going on 63 next year I am currently living in a little back wash town called Moose Juice, no relation to Moose Toe which is about 30 miles down the road from us... that place is basically Canada's camel toe capital, how do u think it got its name....
So here's a fun fact i have one of the most pimped out, smoking rides going, i mean you see my car and i dont care who you are its not gona be long before yours standing in a slippery wet pool forming between your thighs its just that sexy.... to be honest it was my car that inspired Pierce Brosnan and Sir Sean Connery to emanate the sexiness they do, and they still dont come close... the 1987 Ford Tempo is just that hot... thats right me and my car share the same birthday big buying point actually... Ha actually it was free.

Well I'm... uhh lets say excitable... I'm not one for doing the same thing over and over again... guess what girls that means you... k sorry that was uncalled for, well not really

Some people have called me a schizo. but thats not the case, I'm just really busy

All other Questions my be directed to my secretary, Shelly, or you can just e-mail me... i dont bite, maybe nibble a little but hey ....

You know what I'm a fan of just about every thing, there pretty much isnt anything i wont try... unless it involves any thing to do with those baboons with the big ass teeth... seriously have you seen those things, their face pulls back when they open there mouth, you can't tell me there is anything more creepy than that . But other than those red assed baboons im good... unless its oysters how can people eat those, they looke like something that would come OUT OF that baboons ass!

Ok ok I like almost all music exept country... sorry to who every is go'an e-mail me saying "how can u not like country is like the best thing since Jesus!" to you I say go suck a faggateen... then dig your self a hole and stay in it. To whom i just offended, get over yourself.

Ohhh i love sea food, LOOOVVVE i,t crab, lobster, shrimp.... ahhhh let me tell you if you can cook and i find out, your pretty much gona be my new best friend.

I'm a fan of my freinds you know them guys and girls be the best ppl in the world cause like who ever i love automatically moves to the front of the line, like come on. Ya go P.A. east side bad asses, WORD! 8)

You know what im not afraid to say it i love to shop. Ya thats right you read right I am a fan of cloths shopping and shoppign for anything in general, dont believe me check my spending acount owch! Think we're up to all of $2.13 in there.

Finally Bucky-O-Hair, was he not the coolest thing on T.v. i dont remember much of the show but damn, still heart warming to think of I still have most of the toys and for future reference i was the blue power ranger when we played it at home.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Cause it was dead

HAhaha yes best joke ever!

ooohhhh new one!

Madder than a Queer with tonsillitis on valentines day
More frustrated than an Amish electrician
madder then a car full of queers getting pulled over of doing a 69 in a 55
more frustrated than Ray Charles with a where's walldoe book
as ridiculous as a one legged man in a brewary making hops
Madder than a guy walking up with a hangover next to a fat women with a mouth full of flour
more frustrated than Christofer Reves doing the hokey pokey
And finally *drum roll*
I'm so mad i could swallow gun power and 2 bullets eat a chaloopa take of my pants lay flat on my back and drop a deer from a 100 yards away!

This is basically the funiest thing ever...
Talking to you is like masturbating with a cheese grader...
slightly amusing, but mostly just painfull.

:roft :YES

I HATE CHEESE... it kind of bungs a guy up
and almost wrapping my car around a poll... not good
I'm not perfect and i would never expect any one i meet to be, but i do have high standards, i follow them and pretty much expect no less from anyone else i meet.
but every thing else is right as rain... or snow if you live in Sask right now ehhh.