Okay, so here's the thing.

I probably will want to make out with you. Not fuck you, but make out with. I LOVE making out.






Did that hurt your mind a little?

'Aw yeah, girls wants to make out with me, sweet deal right he-- is that a puppy winking at me?'

That's just the sort of day I've been having.

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Arial walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears.
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

My friend posted this in her blog, and I really like it. If you wrote it, tell me, and I'll give you credit.

Quotations
From, well, pretty much everything...

I'll probably be on this floating island forever, guarding the Master Emerald again. I may not know the whole story behind this, but perhaps it's better that way. I'm at peace once more.
-Knuckles the Echidna.

The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power; power is enriched by the heart. The controller is the one that unifies the Chaos. Only you can do this; stop the Chaos Emeralds!
-Knuckles the Echidna

Impossible feat! Ultimate ninja power!
-Espio the Chameleon

"Has it got any sports in it?"
"Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest ladies. Snakes. Spiders. Beasts of all natures and descriptions. Pain. Death. Brave men. Coward men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles."
-William Goldman

As you wish
-Westly

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-Take a wild guess.

Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.
-Vizzini

Inconceivable!
-Vizzini

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah and evah� So tweasuwe youw wove�
-The Impressive Clergyman

Scaling the Cliffs of Insanity, Battling Rodents of Unusual Size, Facing torture in the Pit of Despair,
- True love has never been a snap.
-Ad

It's as real as the feelings you feel
-Ad

Heroes. Giants. Villains. Wizards. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale.
-Ad

She gets kidnapped. He gets killed. But it all ends up okay.
-Ad

'In that direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw round, 'lives a Hatter: and in that direction,' waving the other paw, 'lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.'
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
-Lewis Carrol

You know you say that things are 'much of a muchness'� did you ever see a drawing of a muchness?
-Lewis Carrol

Dodongo dislikes smoke.
-Legend of Zelda

If all else fails use fire.
-LoZ

I AM ERROR
-Error.

Whoa! What're all those heads?!
-Link: The Faces of Evil

The rising sun will eventually set, a newborn's life will fade. From sun to moon, moon to sun. Give peaceful rest to the living dead
-Sun Song

I'm a talking door
-A Door.

A puppet that can no longer be used is garbage. This puppet has lost its use.
-Majora's Mask

"Don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea."
"I don't wanna date a fish..."
-Kristen and me

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
-Mitch Hedberg.

"So, there's this semen, right?"
"That's an interesting way to start a conversation."
"No, semen on boats."
"..."
"Semen?"
"OH! SEAMEN! I GET IT!"
-Jaylee and I. She was the semen one.

"MOM!"
"What?"
"I SAW A MUSKRAT!"
"At Wallace Park?"
"YEAH!"
"Good for you."
"IT WAS LIKE, FIVE FEET AWAY!"
"...You were in the lake?"
"What? No. Almost. Anyway, IT WAS FURRY."
-Mother and I.

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
-Al Capone.

"I am...LORD OF THE JUNGLE."
"Lord, lord, lord of the jungle!"
"Oh, wait, I"m a girl."
"Right, you wouldn't be lord."
"...Lordess?"
"...Try 'Lady"."
"...No, "lord" sounds better. I AM LORD OF THE JUNGLE."
-Me and Kristen.

Baloo's my homeboy.
-Me.

I is mad smooth
-Tonius.

So anybody who cites the Bible as the reason to denounce homosexuality, but who has ever had a haircut or worn a polyester and cotton shirt, actually has a moral obligation to have themselves stoned to death at the earliest opportunity.
- Mugglenet

Plenty more fish in the sea than Prince Jonathon. And this particular fish loves you with all his crooked heart
- George Cooper

"And then he started hearing, 'A Whiter Shade of Pale'..."
"I see...."
"I don't get it."
"What don't you get?"
"How can you hear a colour?"
"...Alex, that's a song."
"I was wondering! I was thinking that there was a bunch of people going around, saying things like, "Hold on!...I think I hear a purple!"
-Me, Kristen, and Alex (points if you know what we're talking about)

Can we complain about stupid people? It's like food to me.
-Me

Stop caressing the photocopier.
-Neena (Yeah Kristen, your mom told me that!)

"If I catch any vandals, I will dropkick them to the moon."
*Vandals leave quickly*
-Me

Are you SURE you're a girl?
-My brother

"ROXY!"
"Yeah?"
"LET'S SEX!"
"No."
"OKAY!"
-Tonks and Roxy, TM Jubilations

'STOP MAKING ME THINK OF BOYS HAVING SEX."
"I can't!"
-Erin and Me

"This will be epic."
"Who can have the panties on their head?"
-Me and Kristen (Legolas got the panties, btw.)

Mike, if you don't want people checking out the boobs of your little sister, you will buy me the sparkly jacket.
-Me

"Okay, so I'm thinking I'll just do the dishes, and then go to bed, 'cause I slept SO ba- are you hitting someone with a broom?"
"lol yup. I can also use spatulas, rulers (I think) and squeaky toys."
"...You play odd games."
"lol yup."
-Mother and I (points if you have any idea what we're talking about)

"I'm going to make you watch "The Cat Returns", although... you're not a girl, so I don't think...Hmm...The Baron---"
"You don't think I'll 'joygasm'? Is that the word?"
"...Yes, that's the right word."
--Me and my brother

!FUNNY!
--Myles (told you I'd put you in)

HOLY FACKEN NINJA PANTS YOUR CUTE!
--Myles

*listening to Barry White*
Suse's Mom: (walks into room) Suse what are you planning on doing?
Suse: What? I can't like Barry White?
Suse's Mom: You are a naughty girl (walks out of room)
Steph: (laughing her ass of on the couch)

Animation follows the laws of physics � unless it is funnier otherwise.
-- Art Babbitt

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
--Groucho Marx

*I am talking to a little boy, helping him with his assignment, when Corrine (a five year old) interrupts*
Corrine--"Hey!"
Me--"Yes?"
Corrine--"You're TALKING!"
*I have always talked. I didn't lose my voice cuz of a cold or anything, I have always been talking*
Me--"...Yeah!"
Corrine--"I'm talking TOO!"
Me--"...Cool!"
*another girl (Siobhan) comes into the conversation*
Siobhan--*really excited and happy* "I'M TALKING TOO! *really serious* Ben has a hearing aid."
Me--"...Yes...Well...Time to clean up!"

Trust me- This'll be good.

http://wolf-howl89.deviantart.com/
My dA. The name meant something a while ago, but have forgotten what.


http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1
This is what I read each day.

http://www.fanfiction.net/
My favorite part is where it has a section for Bible fanfiction. Seriously, it has one.

http://www.smartania.com/index.php?option=com_fron​tpage&Itemid=1
Not for the stupid.

http://www.superdickery.com/
Proof that Superman is, in fact, a dick.

http://www.drunkduck.com/Charby_the_Vampirate/inde​x.php?p=8839
I personally think a comic about a miniature vampire and his friends is adorable.

http://www.youtube.com/
This site either helps or hurts my sanity, haven't decided yet.

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
I have one of his books!

http://www.wikipedia.org/
I could make a case of how I use this site for school and the like, but in complete honestly, I use Wikipedia more than any other site on Earth.