Damn it guys.
Stop buying all that yummy food and leaving it at my house.
I'm gonna get fat.
Still.
I dunno.
I just finished reading "Absolute Boyfriend"
I'm all emotional, and teary, because it was beautiful, and lovely, and so sad, and heartbreaking, and made me wanna cry, and made me squee, and made me yell at my computer, and I don't want it to end that waaaaaahahahaaaaaaay.
WHY WAS IT SO SAD WHHHHHY
Why yes, I AM over-reacting to the ending of a comic book I haven't really thought about in months.
SO WHAT
I'm a rocket man
ROCKET MAN
Danananananaaaa
I have had this fucking song stuck in my head all day.
Maybe this will get rid of it.
Here's to everyone who enjoys sitting in on a Friday night, and likes thinking about...I dunno, STUFF when they could be out drinking.
Me, I'm thinking about a boy I like. And how he's cute as fuck.
But yeah.
Stay in on Fridays.
I dunno.
I'm a pirate!
For those of you who don't know, I recently tried out for a play--Peter Pan, to be exact.
I got a part--I'm Gentleman Starkey!
So yes, quite happy about this.
However, I have to learn to sword-fight.
Oh dear.
Last night, I dreamed I was kidnapped by the Unseelie Court (Those of you who know your good neighbors will get this-- those who don't, it's the court of bad fairies).
They sent their special agent.
He was a handlebar mustache made out of steel.
He had a theme song.
The theme song was from Maverick, but still.
His name was Shim Sham.
So, he came to my house to kidnap me, and he was all like, "Ha HAH I shall now take you away to the Unseelie Court! Oh jeez, look at the time. It's almost 10:30. That's pretty late, and it's going to be a long trip...I'll tell ya what. Why don't you get a good night's sleep, and I'll take you away in the morning. Sound good to you?"
I was like, "Um, kay. I'm going to bed now. Good night."
And Shim Sham said, "good night!" And then I went upstairs, and he was sitting at the kitchen table reading the paper.
This man/facial hair is my hero.
So.
Tonight I sat down and watched Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, the new internet sensation.
I have been hanging around fandom secrets recently, so that's why you haven't seen me BUT STILL people on that site were going on and on about how awesome this thing was, and how it changed their lives, and how they cried.
I didn't think it was remotely life changing. Sure, parts of it were funny as FUCK, and there was a bit that made me go, "Oh well shoot", but that's as much emotion I felt while watching this.
Still, you should check it out. 43 minutes (HAH not 45! Everyone thinks it's 45, but it's not...I'll be quiet) on YouTube, since you can't get it on the real site in Canada.
This is an actual conversation between my brother and I over the phone.
Me-- *talking about not knowing whether a person was a boy or a girl by their name* "It's a really ambiguous name, so yeah..."
Mike--"You mean androgynous."
Me--"Right, right, yeah, sorry."
Mike--"Heh, you learned something!"
Me--"Not really, I knew it before, I just got it messed up in my mind when I was talking, I really DID know the word."
Mike--"Right, uh-huh, sure."
Me--"No, really, it's cuz of anime. That word's used to describe so many of the boys in the series I watch."
Mike--"Well, true, that's Japan, everything's androgynous there..."
Me--"Hehe, yeah..."
Mike--"Ohhh. Oh. Suse, just so you know this, never say anything like 'all Japanese people are androgynous'...unless you're sure no Japanese people are around you."
Me--"...Are you sure he heard you?"
Mike--"Oh yeah. He heard me."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you tit. Some bastard has stolen our tent."
My secret?
I think if you and I ever hooked up, we would be in one of the most loving relationships ever. We would be one of those couples that should drive everyone else nuts, but doesn't because we're just so happy together. I honestly truly believe this.
However, I think you have a girlfriend, and I KNOW you never would ever think of me that way. Hell, I hardly think of you that way--it's more like, if you ever made a sing, I would, but I don't want to fall in love with you knowing that it would end badly for me.
So, y'know, whatever.
Why is my blog all of a sudden white?
It's nothing to do with my skins, cuz I just changed them, and it's still the same.
But my blogs white, and I don't like it.
I am getting sick of being unhappy.
SICK
OF
IT
So, I am now going to work on being happy.
On the plus side, I smell FANTASTIC.
I have a question.
What happened to Chuckie's first mom on Rugrats?
I'm seriously wondering now.
Also-- I just found out-- on Hey Arnold, he's not wearing a kilt. It was his shirt under his sweater.
So, today, I read Watchmen. I had gotten it for Christmas, and had just not gotten around to reading it yet.
I have actually run out of words on how to describe it.
If I fall back onto old standbys, such as, "Awesome" or "Epic", or anything of the sort, I feel as though I would... Cheapen it.
It truly deserved all of the awards it has received.
A graphic novel has not affected me like this in a long time, let me assure you. Hell, not even a regular novel has done this to me in the past few years.
I'm not going to rave about the artwork, because, frankly, I've seen better. But the entire thing as a whole... There are just no words.
