I'm Jason. I'm 19 with long brown curly hair. All those pictures are pretty old. My hairs longer and I look a bit different, but who cares. I work full time making and installing stone countertops. It's pretty much the worst job I have ever had. I'm really into music. I love to sing and play bass mostly, but have been known to play guitar. Acoustic mostly. I'm on a roller hockey team in Langley. We're pretty hilarious. Also, I attend the Salvation Army church here in good ol' Abbotsford. All in all I'm not a horrible person. Kind of fun I suppose. I dunno. I don't wanna say too much stuff about me or I might start sounding cocky. Meh. Whatevs.

I have the following catch phrases :
(Insert first part of sentence) FREAKIN' (Insert second part of sentence)
(Sentence)... MAN!
I don't mean to alarm you guys, but.... (insert stupid joke)
Friends forever!
Schmegity Shmah! (it makes sense when I say it)
I hate you guys.
That's not true.
It's not even fair.
I'm not going to lie.

I also have different gag personalities :
The old man who lives to beat children.
The British poet.
The redneck who "knows what you did".
Comic book nerd.
Cappy the angry road-manager.
The motivational speaker.

However I really am a comic book nerd.

I realize it's wierd to have catchphrases and personas... but it works when you know me. I think.


I WOULD : Do anything for love
I WON'T : Do that

God. I'm amazed every day by what He does.

If it makes me laugh, I like it.

If it's epic I love it. That's why power metal rules. It's so wonderful in it's ways of making me want to journey forth and quest for things. Power meetal is so happy. Screw emo and depressing black metal. Power metal man. Aweome guitar and hilariously good times.

I like all my friends. They are a pretty rad group of people. In fact, they are fantastic friends because they actually put up with me. I've come to understand that I can be a handful, but they are always there for me, which is righteous and bad-ass. Thanks chums.

Music is fantastic. It's my favourite medium for expression. Worshipping and rocking out are my favourite things to do. It's just so darn fun. Some of my fave bands include:

Iron Maiden
Helloween
Falconer
Cream
Queen
Opeth
Symphony X
Led Zeppelin
Metallica
Beastie Boys
Rush
Alice in Chains
Weezer
Guns N' Roses
3 Inches of Blood
Blind Guardian
Rhapsody
Soundgarden
Alice In Chains
Dropkick Murphy's
The Clash
The Ramones
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Steve Vai
Van Halen
Iced Earth (With Matt Barlow, NOT Tim Owens)
Hammerfall
Gamma Ray
Pearl Jam
Boston
Lots more

Tobias Sammet's Metal Opera is one of the most fantastic concepts put together. It features many talented musicians and it rocks hard.

Movies:
Donnie Darko
Evil Dead Trilogy
Shawn of the Dead
Spiderman 1 and 2
Indiana Jones Trilogy
The View Askew Movies
Hilariously Bad B movies
...Love Actually
Sin City
Wedding Crashers
Old School
Zoolander
Royal Tenenbaums
Anchorman
Dodgeball
Starsky & Hutch
Lots more as well

I'm not overly athletic, but I do LOVE hockey and wakeboarding. There's just something about hockey that will always provide a timeles joy. And very few things topple the experience of gliding on top of the water on a wakeboard. I recommend both to anyone.

I like pretty much everyone unless they give me a reason not to. Even people who are all "let's rave and have sex with anyone while we dance like lunatics". I'm sure they're great people. Unless they decide to be all "let's rave and have sex with anyone and push our ways on people while we dance like lunatics and slaughter innocent seals that we have been havesting for organs to sacrifice to our pagan gods". Then I might not like them. Elderly people are pretty awesome. They can be very stubborn, but they can't really help it. However, for the most part I always have good interaction with seniors. Unless they are driving..sometimes.

I am a huge nerd. I love comic books and collect Amazing Spiderman. yeah. I'll admit to it. I also have been known to play Dungeons and Dragons. Wow, I'm really a big nerd... I think I make up for it with rocking, though.

Singing is my favourite hobby. I sing all the time pretty much. Be it at band practices, the shower, church, the street, social gatherings. I always do it.

I think I'm going to promote www.themegalith.com. It's an Abbostford based web-zine dedicated to rocking the nation with information on the metal scene. It features up to date news about your favourite bands and you can check out their reviews of albums and shows. Not to mention interviews with some really big names. It's a rad site and I definately reccommend checking it out. It had the potental to grow into somehting fantastic for the metal community. Once again that's The Megaltih at www.themegalith.com. Rock on.

When people attack my faith. I've never made an attack on anyone so I don't see why they try and bring me down.

Phil Collins. For 99 percent of the time I am happy and cool with whatever. I don't like to hate things. However, I cannot get past Phil Collins. There's something about him and his music... it just get's me all fired up and not in the sexy way.

Satan. That dude's a jerk.

I'm not fond of not having a job.

When people mispronouce words where there is NO margin for error. Like when people say Melk instaed of Milk. It drives me absolutely crazy.

I don't like how I am younger than all of my friends. It's really frusterating to have every single one of them rub it in my face. Oh well... they'll get their come-upins.

Most Radio-head fan elitists. Radiohead isn't bad. It's just some on their fans...

Those guys who get in peoples faces and challenge them to fights at ELEMENTARY schools. How lame is that? When you're out of school it's bad enough to tell someone to meet you at your old highschool fighting grounds, but an elementary school? Come on!

I really don't like lies and liars. They just get in the way.

I really don't like elderly drivers. They just get in the way. Oh, and I have come to realize that practically every elderly person hits the vehicle beside their's when they open their doors almost EVERY time. It's actually facinating.

Hahaha, I hated when I put my pictures up for voting for one day and I got brutal ratings. I mean, I never thought I was a good looking guy, but it made me feel pretty gross.

Scenester kids who just try too hard. It's quite a shame. This following video will explain what I mean. http://gprime.net/video.php/thisisyou

I don't like it when people don't like me. There are instances when I can understand why, but normally I work pretty hard to please everyone.

I dislike how much of a hopeless romantic I am since it gets me no where.

I've got a bit of a space issue. I kind of don't like to be touched. It's really circumstancial, though. If it's a lady I am interested in, I can dig some affectionate touching. And there's times where it doesn't bug me at all, but for the most part I like my space.

I really dislike racism and predjudice. I would love to live in a world where people got along. And if they didn't get along it would be because some people were jerks, not foreign or gay. Speaking of which... I really have a low tollerance for jerks and their jerk shenanagins.

Shenanagins in general. Not cheeky and fun ones. Those I like. I'm talking about those down right cruel and tragic ones. It just leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth.

Siphoning gas. It just leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth.

It saddens me that for such a happy guy, so many things get under my skin. Quite unfortunate.