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brett
BASICS
| Height: | 179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6') |
| Weight: | 65 Kg - 68 Kg (141 lbs - 150 lbs) |
| Birthday: | October 24, 1991 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and looking |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Cold Lake, Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 10:51pm | Feb 04, '06 |
| Profile Updated: | 10:26am | Dec 15, '09 |
| Last Active: | 09:58pm | May 02, '10 |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Comic books, Fiction, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Humor, Magazines, Newspapers, Mysteries, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Poetry, Romance, Sci-fi |
| Movies: | Action, Animated, Classic, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Romantic Comedies, Science Fiction, Spy/Political Thrillers, Tearjerkers, Teen, Westerns |
| Art: | Cartooning, Doodling, Drawing |
| Animals/Pets: | Birds, Cats, Dogs, Farm Animals, Fish, Horses, Rabbits, Reptiles, Rodents |
| Video Games: | First person shooter, Fighting, Puzzles, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Sports, Strategy |
| Cars: | Drag Racing, Drifting, Imports, Modifications, Offroad, Rally, Tuning, Classics |
| Music: | Alternative, Classic Rock, Country, Death Metal, Drum & Bass, Goth, Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Metal, Punk, R & B, Rap, Rapcore, Rock, Techno, Acoustic |
| Sports: | Badminton, Baseball, Basketball, Bicycling, BMX, Body Building, Bowling, Boxing, Car racing, Curling, Fishing, Football (American), Golf, Hiking, Hockey, Horseback Riding, Ice-skating, Jogging, Kickboxing, Lacrosse, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Rock Climbing, Rollerskating, Rowing, Rugby, Running, Scuba, Skateboarding, Skiing, Sky Diving, Snorkeling, Snowboarding, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis, Track and Field, Ultimate Frisbee, Volleyball, Water-skiing, Weight lifting, Windsurfing, Wrestling, Wakeboarding, Kayaking, Handball, Hacky-sack, Motocross, Snowmobiling |
| Activities: | Clubbing, Cooking, Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Karaoke, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Reading, Darts, Dancing |
| Musical Instruments: | Acoustic guitar, Bass guitar, Electric Guitar |
| Outdoor: | Bird-watching, Camping, Fishing, Gardening, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Backpacking, Paddling, Exploring, Sightseeing, Suntanning, Traveling |
| Computers: | Chatrooms/IRC, E-mail, Gaming, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net |
ABOUT ME
DISLIKES
people who say i walk to slow
ppl who think there fat but arent
cheaters
sluts,whores,bitches, ppl like that.
school
my siblings
ppl who think there fat but arent
cheaters
sluts,whores,bitches, ppl like that.
school
my siblings
UNTITLED
holly fuck in hillarious
WOW this is hillarious!!
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough.
She took Eddy to the principal's office.
While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: Coconut
Eddy was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Eddy: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Eddy: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The principal was looking quite restless and bit tense.
Eddy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Eddy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Eddy in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."
WOW this is hillarious!!
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough.
She took Eddy to the principal's office.
While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: Coconut
Eddy was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Eddy: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Eddy: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The principal was looking quite restless and bit tense.
Eddy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Eddy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Eddy in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."