>>1. [] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall.
>>2. [] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
>>3. [] I have choked on my own spit.
>>4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get
>>it.
>>5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
>>6. [x] i have accidently caught something on fire
>>7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.
>>8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
>>9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and
>>people looked at me weird.
>>11. [ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
>>12. [ ] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
>>13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of
>>times.
>>14. [ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
>>15. [x] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told
>>a really long time ago.
>>16. [x] I have tried to lick my elbow
>>17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
>>18. [ ] P