Hi, Im Jacki.. im 19. I live in Warman..the crapest town on this planet. I Graduated from Warman High and now i am currently employed, but as of rite now im on maturnity leave. I have shoulder length black hair, i have no clue wut color my eyes r <cuz change color they> im bout 5'8. I have my ears, tounge and belly button pierced, i have a tattoo on my lower back..I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl!!!
Possible Slogans for national condom week!!!
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17.DONT BE A FOOL, WRAP YR TOOL
18.BEFORE U BAG HER, SHEATH YR DAGGER (thanx Brodie) lol
19.DONT RISK INFECTION, WRAP YR ERECTION
20.PITCH A TEEPEE OVER YR PEEPEE (thanx Eric) lol
Boy: I saw her today
Girl: I saw him today
Boy: Its seems like its been forever
Girl: I wonder if he still cares
Boy: She looks better than before
Girl: I couldn�t stop staring at him
Boy: I asked her how things were going
Girl: I asked about his new girlfriend
Boy: I�d choose her over any girl I�m with
Girl: He�s probably really happy right now
Boy: I couldn�t look at her without starting to cry
Girl: he couldn�t even look me in the eye
Boy: I told her I missed her
Girl: He didn�t I meant it
Boy: I meant it
Girl: He didn�t mean it
Boy: I love her
Girl: He loves his new girlfriend
Boy: I held her for the last time
Girl: He gave me a friendly hug
Boy: then I went home and cried
Girl: Then I went home and cried
Boy: I lost her
Girl: I love him
If you dress SEXY, he says you're a SLUT
If you DONT, he says you're a NERD
If you ARGUE with him, he says you're STUBBORN
If you're QUIET, he says you're STUPID
If you're LOUD, he says you're OBNOXIOUS
If you CALL him, he says you're NEEDY and CLINGY
If he CALLS you, he says you "should be GRATEFUL"
If you don't LOVE him, he'll try to win YOU
If you LOVE him, he'll LEAVE you
If you don't SCREW him, he'll say you don't LOVE him
If you DO, he'll say you're EASY
If you tell him your PROBLEMS, he'll say you're IRRITATING
If you DON'T, he'll say you don't TRUST him
If you LECTURE him, he'll say you're B*ITCHY
If he lectures YOU, it's because he 'CARES for you'
If you break a PROMISE, you can't be TRUSTED
If HE breaks it, he HAD to
If you CHEAT on him, he expects it to be OVER
If HE cheats, he expects to be given another CHANCE
Either way.... you just NEVER win.
I AM METH
I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
I take your children, and that's just the start.
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember I'm easily found,
I live all around you - in schools and in town
I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe next door.
I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made under the kitchen sink.
In your child's closet, and even in the woods,
If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.
I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth.
My power is awesome, try me you'll see,
But if you do, you may never break free.
Just try me once and I might let you go,
But try me twice, and I'll own your
soul.
When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
You do what you have to -- just to get high.
The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.
You'll lie
to your mother, you'll steal from your dad,
When you see their tears, you should feel sad.
But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids,
I turn people from God, and separate friends.
I'll take everything from
you, your looks and your pride,
I'll be with you always -- right by your side.
You'll give up everything - your family, your home,
Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.
I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to
give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.
If you try me be warned - this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.
I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.
The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your
head.
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.
But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That you are mine, and we shall not part.
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
But you came to me, not I to you.
You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
You could have said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?
I'll be your master, you will be my slave,
I'll even go with
you, when you go to your grave.
Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.
I can bring you more misery than words can tell,
Come take my hand, let me lead
you to hell.
Sex...Drugs...Rock-n-Roll
Drink a 40...Smoke a Bowl
Break It Down...Sing Along...Party Hard All Night Long
Drink A Lot...Take A Shot...F*ck The Guy You Think Is Hot
Life's Awesome...Have Some Kicks...We're The Class Of '06
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lolBASICS
| Height: | 169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8") |
| Birthday: | September 23, 1988 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and looking |
| Living Situation: | Living with kid(s) |
| Location: | Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada |
| Join Date: | 10:12pm | Sep 02, '05 |
| Profile Updated: | 09:05pm | Dec 16, '09 |
| Last Active: | 11:47pm | Jan 14, '10 |
INTERESTS
| Movies: | Comedy, Horror, Romantic Comedies, Tearjerkers |
| Art: | Body Art, Doodling, Singing |
| Video Games: | Fighting |
| Music: | Country, Death Metal, Hip-Hop, Metal, Pop, Punk, R & B, Rap, Rapcore |
| Sports: | Dance (competitive), Figure Skating, Gymnastics, Hockey, Ice-skating, Kickboxing, Lacrosse, Martial Arts, Rock Climbing, Rollerskating, Snowboarding, Softball, Swimming, Volleyball, Wrestling, Yoga, Wakeboarding, Hacky-sack |
| Activities: | Clubbing, Drinking, Driving, Karaoke, Listening to music, Partying, Pool/Billiards, Shopping, Dancing |
| Musical Instruments: | Double Bass, Electric Guitar, Oboe, Organ |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Going to the beach, Paddling, Exploring, Sightseeing, Suntanning, Traveling |
| Computers: | E-mail, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net |
THIS IS ME<3
SUM THINGS...THAT...OH YA KNO
~My Baby Girl Brynnlee...Mommie Loves U!!
~Parties
~My Friends...I Cant Live Without U Guys!!
~My Boifriend
~Music
~Boiz
~My Sexi Car LOL
~My Nephews, Chase,Koyten, and Karter
~My Niece Mikaela
~My New God Son Karterlee
~Mcdonalds Runs With Becky..GOOD TIMES
~Goin To The "Snooker Shack" ...A.K.A RYLYS lol
~Sex...Talks with hailey haha
~Hailey
lol ~DANCES!!
~Rodeo
~Pink Elephants lol
~Being A Honkie...Thanx Kernon
~Hangin With My Sisters and Hailey
~Cruzin At 20kmp In Warman With Gena lol GOOD TIMES BABES
~Shiney Things AKA Haileys Boobs
~MONKEYS
~BUMPIN PONIES lol....good timez eh mah ladies!!
~TINKERBELL!!!
~SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!
~My Chemical Romance!!!!!
sEx Is LiKe PrInGlEs...OnCe U pOp ThE fUn DoN't StOp
I�m not depressed... I just hate everything.
I�m not a horrible person... I just let everyone down.
I�m not an alien... I just don�t belong in think world.
I�m not in love... I just constantly think of him.
I�m not a mistake... I�m just not supposed to be here.
I�m not addicted... I just have to have it.
I�m not an alcoholic... I just like to drink.
I�m not suicidal... I just want to die.
I�m not a bitch... I just like being rude.
I�m not a sinner... I just cant do anything right.
I�m not depressed... I�m just always sad.
I�m not crying... My eyes are just full of tears.
I�m not living... I just keep breathing.
I�m not a thief... I just take what i need.
I�m not a slut... I just embrace my sexuality.
I�m not stupid... I just don�t get it.
I�m not trying... I�ve already given up.
I�m not weird... I�m just different.
I�m not a rebel... I just don�t take orders.
I�m not worthless... I just don�t know my value.
I�m not a believer... I�ve already lost hope.
I�m not a punk... I just act like myself.
I�m not a fuck up... I just make mistakes.
I�m not beautiful... It�s only skin deep.
I�m not emotional... I just have a lot of feelings.
I�m not immature... I�m just growing up.
I�m not a quitter... I just stop and re-think.
I�m not laughing... I need to smile first.
I�m not impulsive... I just act before i think.
I�m not obsessed... I�m just in love.
I�m not perfect... I don�t want to be.
I�m not ignoring... I just choose not to listen.
I�m not a gossip... I have my own life.
I�m not pessimistic... I just don�t get my hopes up.
I�m not impatient... I just don�t like to wait.
I�m not happy... I do have sparks of joy.
I�m not tough... I just don�t take shit.
I�m not clingy... I just want to be held.
I�m not opinionated... I just voice what i think.
I�m not a poet... I just express myself in words.
I�m not questioning... I just have my doubts.
I�m not hiding... I just want to disappear.
EVERY DAY MENS LANGUAGE
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Never Say I Love U
If U Don�t Really Care
Never Talk Bout Feelings
If They Aren�t Really There
Never Hold My Hand
If Your Going To Break My Heart
Never Say U Are Going To
If U Don�t Plan To Start
Never Look Into My Eyes
If All U Do Is Lie
Never Say Hello
If U Really Mean Good-Bye
If U Really Mean Forever
Then Say U Will Try
Never Say Forever
Cuz Forever Makes Me Cry
Sex is a Sensation
Caused by Temptation
To cause Penatration
When a guy sticks his Location
Into a gurlz Destination
To increase the Population
For the next Generation
Do you get my Explanation
Or do u need a Demonstration?
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My Girl...You have been HACKED!!
Of course this is your woman...Justine...and i love you so much and i always will
you have been there for me so much...and im always gunna be here for you...even when you DONT LISTEN to my advice
**LISTEN TO ME....I AM THE VOICES INSIDE YOUR HEAD...EAT MORE CHEESE...!!**
LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKERS...im graduating too...lmao, that was an awesome time at TC
so many great memories..... **BULLSHIT** lmao...silly people...
ok, im done being weird now!! and just remember...i love you and am here for you...and i will eat you....
mmmm, Jacki tounge
... lol, good bye my lover!
This is the one....the only...JUSTINE!!!
just on a different nexo!!
i know u hit a bunny...u...u...uu.....MEANY!!
OMG i cant wait till grad
this is so exciting.........i have no clue what to take about
i want your babies too!!
they would be so sexy!!
YAY! SEXY BABIES...AND CHICKENS
mmm, i want chicken...but i had a BACON sandwhich
THE ICKY SHIT
~Spiders
~Old Men
~Fuckin Cops..expecially McGonagal
~Bugs
~Ya Kno...The Good Stuff..SAY NO TO CRACK
~When People Say Shit, And Dont Mean It...(This Ones For Guys!!!)
~CLOWNS...THEM SCARY BASTARDS!!!!
~SHALLOW PPL....GOD THEY PISS ME OFF!!!!
~Cheaters
~Liars
~Conceded ppl
xox-Hailey<3HaileeBailee
~Old Men
~Fuckin Cops..expecially McGonagal
~Bugs
~Ya Kno...The Good Stuff..SAY NO TO CRACK
~When People Say Shit, And Dont Mean It...(This Ones For Guys!!!)
~CLOWNS...THEM SCARY BASTARDS!!!!
~SHALLOW PPL....GOD THEY PISS ME OFF!!!!
~Cheaters
~Liars
~Conceded ppl
YOU'VE BEEN HACKED!!
you've been mutha fuckin hacked bitch!
by the one and only famous kiara hiebert!
we've had some fuckin awesome times!
like almost getting fuckin killed today!!
im gonna cry at your fucking grad, and your dress better be fuckin nice.
ill fucking miss you next year.
you better fucking come visit me too.
love ya biatch
<3kiara
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you've been mutha fuckin hacked bitch!
by the one and only famous kiara hiebert!
we've had some fuckin awesome times!
like almost getting fuckin killed today!!
im gonna cry at your fucking grad, and your dress better be fuckin nice.
ill fucking miss you next year.
you better fucking come visit me too.
love ya biatch
<3kiara
Hmmm well, where to start?
Well, this gurl has been there for me my WHOLE life!
Well, this gurl has been there for me my WHOLE life!
Like wow, I love her to pieces! haha smoking cigars! haha wow
I tell you everything! muaahha
so, we need to go cruisin more! and shopping!
I love you more than words could explain!
I tell you everything! muaahha
so, we need to go cruisin more! and shopping!
I love you more than words could explain!
Yurr Like A Sister To Me
xox-Hailey<3HaileeBailee
DONT BE A CREEPER...LV.1
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