Smilies: =) d:! <(Smoker)

Just before a City Slicker gets into a car acciedent they say "oh shit!"
But when a Country Boy would say ]"Hold my beer and watch this!"
Relationship: Always looking for her...

Tom's Bands of Choice!
Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Bob Marley, Aero Smith..
As I lay Dying, Bullet for my Valentine, Bon Jovi...
Children of Bodom, Def Leppard, Disturbed...
Fort Minor, Jimmy Hendrix, Kiss, Megadeath, Metallica...
Pantera, Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd...
The Police, and I hate to say it, but country is alright...
To Be Contuined ........

You Can Live by the Philosopy
That Every Nail gets Nailed down
Or live by my Philosopy....
That you can be the Hammer!!

F.E.A.R = Fuck Everything And Ride!


Mmmmmmm......
Pot, it's better than sex . .....
It's always good.......
You don't need protection......
And the only desise you can catch is......
............Lung Cancer............
The only thing that weed and sex......
Have in common is .......
.....................it can cost lots................
Becuz you want more!!!!!
Stay High Friends:)

I Rate this chick.....
Out of ten for hottness I give her 1.....
Now hold on let me explain ....
Look closely buddy ........ .
She's in the middle of a desert....... ..
............ You gunna find her?

Now thats what we should learn in Science class, I'd be passing. LOL

Just stare as long as you can.......
It will do the "Wacky Thing" .....
I can't figure it out, MAN!


Born a Kitten......
Now a Cat...... Artic Power is were it's At!
Artic Cat is the only way to go ...........
you can't even compare it to anything.

That would be so fun, I'm going to heaven just so I can Snowboard on the Clouds!
Go To YouTube and put in (Robin Williams - Live At The Met - (Alcohol/Marijuana) Funnist shit ever!!
What are the greatest things ever... vote now...
- Mirrors - Shining things - A beer cracking - Long Sleep - Long Grass
- Food - Smell of fresh cut wood - Wine Cork Poping - Music - Fire Flies
- Light Bulb - Cold Air - Jokes -Clouds moving - Natural Disaters
- T.V - Snow - Kisses - Stars Shining - Wicked Shit
- The Pencil - White Out - Movies - Weed - Money


"A Real guy will like two of these things
But a man would like all of them!"

Man VS Nature "Shark Wins again....
It's funny, how it is that the shark is the most .......
...........Dangerous threat .........
To national waters!"

No,No,No,No,No ...
We came up with that assholes ....
Canada is the only nation that can put the .....
Potleaf on it, you guys don't even have a Leaf.....
We rule once again!

Go! World World War, Fuck Peace! War is a ....
Competion between countries.....
And all they get is Bragging Rights...
Pointless NO! World Peace Rules!
The Freedoms we don't Exercise....
The Time we Waste,The Hope we Lost, The Hero we Forgot...
The Land we Raped, The People we Distroyed.....
.....Well at least we can smoke weed....but seriuosly becareful....
Like this guy, he's fucked...........

Crazy Stunts Rule ...
I want to be able to do that....
I've tried, it's fucking hard dude!


Greatest Movie Ever....
Have you ever done some.....
I have: My B-Day is April 27....
April is the 4th month.....
4-27=23!
Jays B-Day is August 17 ....
August has 6 letters....
6+7=23!
A Dead End Sign.....
Has 64 Squares (8*8)....
Their is 2 colors, Black & Yellow....
64/2= 32, 23 backwards....
And we all know that 2/3=.666!
This is my dream girl!

HOTTIE!, Now this chick is hot, no match!
Very sexy looking body with beatiful curves ......
Oh God, Not again dam it!!! JK

In 1996 winter olympics, a canadian snowboard got his metal taking away becuz he tested positive for marawanna, which is kinda redudant #1, Then they said Marawanna is a proformence drug, WRONG ANSWER! Marawanna enhances may things Tastes, Colors, and Sensations but your definaly now over fucking powered. There's only one marawanna can be a proformence enhancing, if the was a Hershy tie to stick stuck on you fore-head, you would be going like speedy Gonzalis. When they asked him for the medal back he said "I Can't Find It" it was around his fucking neck! LOL




All in a Days Work, Opps...... My Bad, Try to explian this to your dad!

If you cant remember something, how come you can remember not remembering?

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I am This Boyfriend
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When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is,
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
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Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me
In the news paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
two people were on it but onlyone1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke
but he didn't want to let the girl know.Instead he had her say she loved him
& felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live
even though it meant that he would die.
If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile.

Dude, wow! Way to fucked to be typing but here I am. How was that for an opening line..... So yea Im Tom, know as the Hippy, I may not have the hair to call myself one, but deep down you all know I am... Being a Hippy is quite simple, just remember everytime you leave the safety of your home you have ethier embarked on an Adventure, Journey or a Quest, I hope you make it, cuz if you don't, your weak, But our Adventures will be remebered for ever..... The story contuines in this grand adventure called life....

I am the only French guy who can play a Scotsmen and get away with it!
Hehehehehehehe..... I also besides weed, I love Titts........ the most beautiful thing about a day like today in Canada is
that the ladies take the twins for a walk!
Oh, yeah, the titties are out today!
On a hot day all the titties are out there. And God made them go like...
Beautiful titties, all shapes, sizes and women running they are going...
And then they hit a breeze and chicken's done!
Yeah, baby!
These are not like the titts in Vegas,
where even God goes: "I didn't make those!"
Fake titts are like nazis.
They don't sing, they don't dance, they're just...
I'M WALKING HERE!
I've seen a woman turn and the titts stayed there.
Good thing babies don't have any teeth because they knock them out.
I've seen titts that are really bad
with the nipples on the top. They look like Culroy.
!

Now Now....... thats just my vision of fake titts, lol. But enough about you, this is about me, haha. I pretty much am the only hippy who is a deep, oh yes I'm very deep! And I'm only professinal at talking. I refuse to do illeagel ativities.

"Live on the Edge, Becuz if you don't your taking up space"


You Ready..... lets go...... for all of those who want to know wat I'm all about, it;s simple... It's 10% Luck, 20% Skill, 15% of concentrated power of will, 5% Pleasure, 50% Pain Thats 100% reason for you to remember my name! As every Hippy lives by "It's not about the salary it's about reality",To live in my home town is 20% Skill and 80% Beer, be it 100% clear. I've got a partner in crime his shit is equally dope, and you fuck with him he'll slit your mother fucking throat. I'm the average kid on the block, I know shit so I won't get clocked. Im a country boy at heart, but the city is where the parties are! So Yea I'm diffrent, I like to think, I also like to Drink, and I dare you to Click this LINK.! I'm a Hippy, life can't be more simplier! I totally, like pretty much am in love with mirrors, they are like the coolest fucking things in the world. And I like Sudutive looks, their so hott! Like Wooow! I love being Tom, I am charming and love women down to the littlest detail. I like to figure them out you know see what makes them tick, I love dating but it never comes my way, I think it is becuz I'm a Tom, the one and only! Now when I'm in the public, I'm the life of the party, I love ppl, they are so kool, like just random ppl, but the have to have a place in socity, no homless, Crack-Heads, Retards or Cocky Mother-Fuckers who think their all that becuz someones gotta knock them off their high chair.
Modren Warrior!
"Take life one step at a time, so you know exacly when your gunna trip" Tom Cloutier 1999.

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I SMOKE POT, there I fucking said it, but who dosen't know I smoke pot, fuck I build the most fucked up bongs. Warning: If you smoke pot, you may become a rhinosuars!


When your sitting ask yourself, what should i do about that pickle on my coffee table it's really refreshing, no joke!I'm Phil Country, Girouxville pride, Duke your the man! Lise You the Woman!

I Killed a man once ........ hehehehe



Perfect Happiness, it's Beautiful!

OMG Scott, it's only popcorn, K.

Im Fucking Stoned.... You have no fucking Idea

The Soul that makes us human, wants to leave me!color=red]

Right now I need to caculate what creates my own madness

I'm God, I know everything........ where you live, ur phone number, even your girbels mailing address....

Cheese Chip Pickle with Pickle Pickle Cheese please.... But you can't Cheese and Drive!

People I Smoked Pot with, using your Idea Bro!
1. Jaydn Roby, more than once!

2. Chris Cloutier, Keeps tring to beat me, but can't lol!

3. Damon Skrepnek, Old time friend who has a hott mom!

4. Cody "Copenhagen", I made him smoke pot, now he's a pot-head!

5. Uncle Duke, when he was drunk, but we're kool!

6. Annt Lise, God bless that women, she's the koolist person alive!
7. Stephan Blancette, Chicken Buddies son, old time friend!
8. Ryan Labrec, Don't let him drive anything,

24. Old Man River
25. Joe Anne
26. Rami Edmond
27. Patirick Bouche
28. ^His Sister
29. Fire Ryan
30. Old-Timer also my boot, he was 65 years old!
31. Two-Feathers he's my Souls father!
32. Barb, Two-Feathers sister!
33. Tim Skrpneck
34. Dalton
35. Marge
36. Debbie, she is my step-mom and I got her to smoke pot for the first time.!!!!
37. Jack "Mower Man"
38. My Cousin Scott
39. My friend Jones
40. My Friend Brandon, Got him to smoke pot, now he's a pot-head!
41. My Friend Ajay
42. Cassie Gastola
43. Smoke Pitt Mitch!
44. Big Brandon, we got so high we got busted!
45. Dylan Brulotte
46. Nick
47. Denis "Dually"
48. Henry
49. Shaw's Mom "Fay"
50. Sandy Dumont
51. Roger Dumont
52. Mekel, Sandies daughter!

53. Zackery, I think?
54. Richard Larche
55. Jamie Crane
56. Jamie Berry
57. Little Kid
58. Katie Murphy
59. Shantelle "Hotie"
60. Sherissa
61. Josh, some moca guy!
62. Wonda, Katies mom
63. Rusaul
65. Alisha W
66. Little Kids little Bro
67. Richard, my boss!
68. Brandon's little sleep-over friend!
69. July, thats all I knew!
70. Uncle Dreddy "Cow-Town Pride"
71. Amy Lee, "Hotie"
72. Newfee, "You hung over" "No,... I'm still drunk!"
73. Robert, some guy in bentley.
74. Jeo Harms, I heard he got FAT! LOL as a friend!
75. Tyler, the long hair guy
76. Kyle Veno, FISH BOY!
77. Rylan, the kid who is dum at pot!
78. Saul if I didn't mention him up there ^!
79. Kylie, A virgin Lung
80. Joleen, A virgin Lung
81. Jordan Benedet, i tried..
82. Gimpy
83. Sean
84. *3 few kids at Outreach
To Be Contuined ........

Mr.Bunny
(\ _ /)
(o.O)
(> <)
/_I_\
Copy him into your profile to help
him achieve world domination.

92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out with your cock out everyday, put this in your profile

Got a problem with me? You better solve it.
Think I'm trippin`? Fucking tie my shoe.
Can't stand me? Sit the fuck down.
Cant face me? Fucking turn around.
Hate or Love me? Either way, you're still fucking thinking about me.
Think I'm stuck up? Try and fucking pull me down.
Cant say it to my face? Dont say it at all.
Speechless? Good. Shut The Fuck Up!

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - Try to take over the world!"

Pinky's Words "Fjord" "Gnurf" "Natch" "Zort" "Poit" "Troz"

If You Were Stuck on this Island what would you Bring?
....... A Boat! Duh?
1. The Golden Rule works for pot:
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and he doesn't, let him have a bit of yours.
2. Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if your driving in a car, The Driver never has to reach behind him to grab the joint. Not that we would ever drive & do drugs at the same time. Heaven Forbid!
3. He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.
4. Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it, free pot is good pot.
5. Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hay it happens).Pity he who is too stoned.
6. Valid Medical Patients.
A Valid Medical Patient Does Have The Right To Smoke Alone
If They Feel They Do Not Have Enough To Share.
Remember Its Their Medicine!
7. A match is a match:
Try to never match pinners to anything bigger, it's just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absolutely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize profusely.
8. Always:
Declare a bowl pooched if you think it is....
Then pack the Bowl!

9. The person who brought the bud picks the music.
If your picking the music make it bearable, respected!
10. The little things that kill:
Never miss 4:20.
Thou shalt not triple toke.
Save all your roaches for a "rainy day"
Never Clean Anyone Else's Bowl Without Permission..
Don't rub it in yea yea.... you've got Pot! ...



You better watch out
If you don't know whats going on around you.......

You better think twice
Before you fly off the handle and lose it.......

You better join us
Before you get lost in the shuffle......

You better rise against
The demons that are gonna try and hold you down......

Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?

Cause I'm not a pawn for you to play in your fucking game
I've got dignity and a dream that I want to achieve.......

The pressure, your troubled and you let me down
I'm not deaf and all I hear are your empty promises.......



The Snow Dance, The Call for Snow, Trubuite to the Gods and Fathers of the past to bring the blanket of eternal coldness and shadow over the fear of death, and bring light not to the dark but to the lonely who have nothing else to look forward to.

The Girl List:
- None

Today's Comedy, updated on Oct 20/07! Look every week for new stuff!
Obviously this is not gonna be a normal theater!
This will be Shakespeare with a strap on!
So that's the way you like it!
It was very reassuring the other day,
George W. Bush talked to the stock market and...
Him talking about business ethics
it's like having a leopard giving you a facial.
It doesn't really work !
Meanwhile, Michael is protesting...
I don't know, baby...
It was strange enough when Michael was the best man at Lisa's wedding.
That for me was like you're pushing the term, my man!
That was a pretty short list. Was Richard Simmons hunting?
- I'm the best man!
Now Michael is claming racism.
Honey, you gotta pick a race first.
What are you claiming there? Mistreatment of elves?
Girl, you gotta pick a gender, too. What are you going for?
You were Diana Ross. Now you just left it all behind.
Michael, you're not a freak. You're just surgically enhanced...
and you spend more money than the Vatican.
On a dollar bill of the U.S, instead of "In God We Trust",
"In Gates We Trust"!
Mr Gates, when did you realize you're creating monopoly!
Monopoly is just a game, tom.
I'm trying to control the fucking world.
Have you seen Windows Me?
Right now it's Information Technology.
Soon it will be Total Information Technology. TIT.
And when you're sucking on the tit, I have you by the motherboard.
- No, it's Kyoto. - That's a very good car.
George, walk away.
They say there's no global warming.
But right now the North Pole is a pool.
It is beyond global warming. At this point is cooking.
At 40+ in the middle of the country: "Is it hot enough for you?"
No, I like sweat to be rolling down the crack of my ass like Niagra.
I like my old man's titties to lactate, my man.
You see people in shorts and you're going: "Please, don't wear those!"
Oh Please, don't put those on!
If you go to South West Airline:
"You're not fat, you're horizontally challenged"
Big people at South West Airlines have buy two seats.
The problem is that they are not together.
And you have to put your titts in the overhead rack.
People don't mind now. We're working our way through.
Everybody's worried about people playing baseball on steroids.
Here's one quick way you tell:
on steroids, your balls shrink and your head grows.
So if someone steps up to the plate
with a Mardi Gras head and Raisinettes, you're out!
Poor Barry Bonds! They won't pitch to him
and when they do it, they're trying to kill him.
He's like world war of baseball.

Tom's ultimate QUEST: To O.D on Pot, hehehow..!