Alright so, long story short, Unicorns, I have super powers and I engage in crime fighting at night. You can't tell anybody though because I can't risk my identity being exposed, in fact, you probably already know too much, so uhh, watch out. Sailor Moon and Star Wars. Video games! WOOO!!!1!11!V
1. Rap music about things like... pimping hoes and killing people. I don't want to be a pimp. That's illegal.
2. When people tell me they're going to eat my babies. I know they're not really going to eat my precious children.. but seriously.. gross. And who the hell does that?
3. When people message me about eating babies after reading my dislikes list.
4. When I tell my dad to go rent a movie for me, and then he goes out and gets it on VHS. Like, I know it's generous of him and all to rent me something in the first place... but seriously dad. What's with that?