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Hello. My name is Trevor J. Smith. lmao Ummm yeah, boring name. I'm aware. I don't exactly know what else to write about myself, so I'll just list some random things relating to me, if anyone cares to read.

- I'm an extremely sarcastic person. Try not take anything harsh I say to heart (unless you deserve it, which you probably do).

- I find that the world is boring enough as it is, so I am seldom serious. I like to laugh, and make other people laugh. That doesn't mean that I'm incapable of being serious though.

- I am highly annoyed by random people who copy and paste pre-written messages like "WELCOME TO NEXOPIA CHECK OUT MY PAGE AND COMMENT ME KKKKKK~~~~~" Please do not leave me comments unless you have taken the time to type them out yourself like a big boy/girl.

- I have a huge ass fetish. In fact, I have probably stared at your buttocks before. lmao (mostly just kidding)

- I looove meeting new people. Especially if you're weird, or are somehow different from others. Some people strive to be like everyone else in life. These people bore me.

- These Nexopia emoticons seriously piss me off, and I rather dislike how I can find one for each emotion I'm going through.

Well, that's about it for now. Leave a comment (ESPECIALLY IF URE KYUUT).

~Nighttime~ Especially while standing outside during midnight thunderstorms. ;p

~Rain~ See above. ;x

~Backstabbers~ I'm not personally a backstabber, but I think they make life interesting! <3

~Saggerboys~ 'Nuff said. XD PLAID BOXERS FTW!

~Soft Hair~ I CAN'T KEEP MY FINGERS AWAY FROM IT!

~Dance Dance Revolution~ My only exercise lmao. Immensely fun, too <3.

~Omelettes~ My all-time favourite food.

~Sushi~ Because I'm a Japanese nerd. 8-|

~Japanese~ The coolest language evar. And I'm learning it! (-5 Cool Points)

~Dictionary.com~ It's been there for me when I've needed it the most.

~Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio​gogogoch~ My dream vacation spot!

~Smegma~ If you don't like smegma too, you're clearly not as cool as you thought you were.

~ASSES~ I like them a lot. Perhaps more than I should. It's a fetish of mine that controls my life.

The World - AND EVERYONE WHO INHABITS IT. No... There are some very nice people here. :)

People who don't realize when they've lost an argument. - This REEEEALLY gets on my nerves!

Being embarrassed! - Apparently I make this really bizarre and uncomfortable face.

People who are disgusted by two men in love, yet think lesbians are hot. - GOD I HATE YOU BASTARDSFHSALKHFSHDSAFSADKJH!

People who force their religion on others who couldn't care less. - ^^^ See above. ^^^

When people make really loud gulp noises while they eat/drink. - I do not know why I'm so bothered by this, but it drives me up the wall. WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

Vaginas - They frighten me immensely. I am absolutely positive that somewhere within that putrid, loathsome, oozing death canal, there are teeth. These teeth are plentiful, and pierce fingers and male genitalia.