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BASICS
| Height: | 174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10") |
| Birthday: | May 15, 1989 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and not looking |
| Location: | Canada |
| Join Date: | 09:10pm | Dec 28, '04 |
| Profile Updated: | 07:46pm | Jul 31, '05 |
| Last Active: | 01:12pm | Jan 20, '07 |
INTERESTS
ABOUT ME
My name is Reuben and I'm a christian and proud of it.All my friends are awesome and I don't know what I'd do without them. I can play the guitar and soccer (I'm hoping to turn pro one day). I pretty much like all kinds of sports but soccer is my favorite. I also like funny stuff.
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I like this clip:
And this one:
And this one too:
And the rest of these:
LIKES
-God
-All my friends
-Soccer
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-Guitar
-"Mean Girls" (The best movie ever)(Jingle Bell Rock)
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-Sunshine
-Rain
-Arsenal (Soccer Team)
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-Thierry Henry (Star forward for Arsenal)
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-Garfield (You gotta love that cat)
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This is a good joke:
One day in the great forest, a magical frog was walking down to a water hole.
This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life.
By chance today, a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop.
The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen,
I will grant you both three wishes.Bear, you go first."
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said,
"I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.
The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish.
"Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
and gunned the engine.
The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things,
after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said,
"I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine even more,
and said, "I wish that the bear was gay." !!
And this joke too:
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman : Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman : Oh, I see.
Officer : Can I see your license please?
Older Woman : I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer : Don't have one?
Older Woman : Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman : I can't do that.
Officer : Why not?
Older Woman : I stole this car.
Officer : Stole it?
Older Woman : Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You what?
Older Woman : His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away
to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5
police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
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Officer 2 : Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman : Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2 : One of my officers told me that you have
stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman : Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2 : Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman : Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2 : One of my officers claims that you do nothave a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutchpurse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman : Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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Women's English:.
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. Sure, go ahead = You better not
7. We need to talk = You're in trouble
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you MORON !
10. You're certanily attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
.:Men's English:.
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success = not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success = having friends.
At age 16 success = having a drivers license.
At age 17 success = going all the way.
At age 35 success = having money.
At age 50 success = having money.
At age 70 success = having a drivers license.
At age 75 success = having friends.
At age 80 success = not peeing in your pants
BAM!
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-All my friends
-Soccer
-Guitar
-"Mean Girls" (The best movie ever)(Jingle Bell Rock)
-Sunshine
-Rain
-Arsenal (Soccer Team)
-Thierry Henry (Star forward for Arsenal)
-Garfield (You gotta love that cat)
This is a good joke:
One day in the great forest, a magical frog was walking down to a water hole.
This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life.
By chance today, a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop.
The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen,
I will grant you both three wishes.Bear, you go first."
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said,
"I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.
The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish.
"Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
and gunned the engine.
The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things,
after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said,
"I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine even more,
and said, "I wish that the bear was gay." !!
And this joke too:
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman : Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman : Oh, I see.
Officer : Can I see your license please?
Older Woman : I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer : Don't have one?
Older Woman : Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman : I can't do that.
Officer : Why not?
Older Woman : I stole this car.
Officer : Stole it?
Older Woman : Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You what?
Older Woman : His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away
to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5
police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
>
Officer 2 : Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman : Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2 : One of my officers told me that you have
stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman : Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2 : Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman : Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2 : One of my officers claims that you do nothave a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutchpurse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman : Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
25 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
9. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
10. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
11. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
12. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
13. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any
other guy looks like for that matter.
other guy looks like for that matter.
14. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize
when you do something "wrong."
when you do something "wrong."
15. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the
same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
16. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
17. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
18. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
19. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
20. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
21. We're actually not that stupid
22........... Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
23. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's
just wrong.
just wrong.
24. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and
still want to be friends.
still want to be friends.
25. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are
anyway
anyway
Women's English:.
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. Sure, go ahead = You better not
7. We need to talk = You're in trouble
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you MORON !
10. You're certanily attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
.:Men's English:.
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success = not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success = having friends.
At age 16 success = having a drivers license.
At age 17 success = going all the way.
At age 35 success = having money.
At age 50 success = having money.
At age 70 success = having a drivers license.
At age 75 success = having friends.
At age 80 success = not peeing in your pants
BAM!
NO WAY!
DISLIKES
-People with big egos
-Certain people
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-Paint thinner
-Smoking
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-Certain people
-Paint thinner
-Smoking