I wear women's underwear
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
What defines a straight man's straight?
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
I tell you what a women loves most
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke

Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated
No more listless invitations

And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
I see people dying there
But my tender age makes it hard to care
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
All I need is a heart attack
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac

For the love of fuck
For the sake of Pete
Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?
I am the rooster in the morning
I'm the cock of the day
I'm the boxer in the briefs
I'm a twelve ounce steak
Eh-oh
Yabo

Ya, it's verbatim
And ya, and it's naked
And ya, and it's shakin'
It shakes, shakes shakes

Awesome.
-My Peeps
-Anime:[Ouran,LaCordaD'Oro,PeachGirl,Bleach,Naruto​,FMA,StrawberryPanic!,
DNAngel,Loveless]
-Manga:[DeathNote,HanaYoriDango(<33),HotGimmick,PGE,ParaKiss,KoukouDebut,
ParfaitTic,Bleach,FruitsBasket,SkipBeat,HanaKimi,A​kumaDeSourou]
-Dramas:[KimiWaPetto,HanaYoriDango,NobutaWoProduce​,HanaKimi(J),DevilBesideYou
ItStartedWithaKiss,AttentionPlease]
-TV:[SYTYCD,OC,CNTM,ANTM,LifeWithDerek,8SimpleRule​s,WhatILikeAboutYou]
-Guys:[DanielRadcliffe,TobyMaguire,JunMatsumoto,Sh​unOguri,TomWelling,
TomaIkuta,JohnnyDepp,YAMAPI(YamashitaTomohisa)]
-Slurpees,Coffee,CokaCola,Water.
-Chocolate,Pizza,Lasagna,Rice,Fajitas.
-History,ForeignLanguages,English,Mythology.
-People who can actually hold a conversation with some depth.
-Summer.
-Drawing,Photoshopping,Colour.
-I like to listen to random classical music when doing my homework.
-Red. It's the best colour ever and you know it.


Lame.
-Freaking teenage alcholics. What kind of idiot do you have to be?
-DRUGS ALL DRUGS AND ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM.
-Personal questions, I'm sorry it just isn't my thing. BACK OFF.
-People all up in my grill.
-Snake bites=hawt, Tight pants= double hawt, Peacock hair=DIE.
-My Microwave and it's evil plan to take over the world.(its attempts have been prevented, and its failures are now recorded in the history books ...or my blog at least.)
-When people say "gay" as in "lame", the term if it must be used should be referring to total awesomeness, because gay people in general are FAR from lame.
-My shyness, and it's tendency to get in my way.
-Akwarddd.
-RELIGION, I'm Atheist and freaking happy about it.
-Cancer, ALS--ANEURYSMS, and anything that takes away our friends and family.
-Not-coffee.
-SMOKING that shit STINKS.
-I refuse to respond to a message that says "hi" or anything equally as lame.
-Yellow. Eww.
-Um creepy msgs...They don't even ask me to go on cam, but offer themselves these days
-Most scene kids, for no real reason except they get on my nerves and dye their hair an odd shade of urine yellow, which as I have already stated, I strongly dislike.
-Baka-ness. Idiots, Stupid people, dumb-asses, whatever you wanna call it.



. .

GUESS WHAT!
"...What?"
I WENT TO THE SPICE GIRL CONCERT.
...it was amazing