Angermany: A small country off of Germany, it has a unique language and political system that to date remains unnamed. It is ruled by a peacefull President/Chancellor Angelica Lillico-Ouachour, who follows most general human rights.
Exceptions are:
- She won't allow anyone to wear tear aways since she can't stand the sound they make when one moves thier legs together, on first offense one will have to pay a hefty fine, and on their second they go through a lenghty court process where it's not unlikly to get several years in jail.
- Crocks are outlawed nationwide aswell with similar consequences.
- Smuggling of either crocks or tear aways is considered a serious offense.
- Drugs and alcohol are absolutly prohibited
- Drug users/ sellers/ alcholics have been know to have their citizenship revoked
Angermany is so small and unknown it is often seen as a printing error on most maps, or as a speckle from the photocopier. There lacks a original national anthem so they normally gather together and sing old Spice Girl songs, since all the inhabitants seem to be fans of the 90's British pop group and feel united by this activity. Another popular song is Angelicous, a song that appears to be a parody of the American singer Fergie's "Fergalicous".
Angermany's geography is rather flat with one mountain called Mt. FF Cup where one person is known to live, speaking a unique type of Angermanian. This dialect is to most english-speakers the hardest to understand. It contains actual english words but its meaning is completely different than what is being said.
Ex. Where are you going(English)= Where dare you hoeing (Angermanian mountain dialect)
GENERAL FACTS
Angermany has lately been quite vigourous in encouraging asian male immigration.
According to the last census the population consisted of four people.
National animal: Unknown species
National Flower: A unique human created bread that has yet to be named. They are considering Angetunia after the President/Chancellor.
Flag: Pictures are hard to find but can be described as what appears to be a bodiless mexican pervert.
Exceptions are:
- She won't allow anyone to wear tear aways since she can't stand the sound they make when one moves thier legs together, on first offense one will have to pay a hefty fine, and on their second they go through a lenghty court process where it's not unlikly to get several years in jail.
- Crocks are outlawed nationwide aswell with similar consequences.
- Smuggling of either crocks or tear aways is considered a serious offense.
- Drugs and alcohol are absolutly prohibited
- Drug users/ sellers/ alcholics have been know to have their citizenship revoked
Angermany is so small and unknown it is often seen as a printing error on most maps, or as a speckle from the photocopier. There lacks a original national anthem so they normally gather together and sing old Spice Girl songs, since all the inhabitants seem to be fans of the 90's British pop group and feel united by this activity. Another popular song is Angelicous, a song that appears to be a parody of the American singer Fergie's "Fergalicous".
Angermany's geography is rather flat with one mountain called Mt. FF Cup where one person is known to live, speaking a unique type of Angermanian. This dialect is to most english-speakers the hardest to understand. It contains actual english words but its meaning is completely different than what is being said.
Ex. Where are you going(English)= Where dare you hoeing (Angermanian mountain dialect)
GENERAL FACTS
Angermany has lately been quite vigourous in encouraging asian male immigration.
According to the last census the population consisted of four people.
National animal: Unknown species
National Flower: A unique human created bread that has yet to be named. They are considering Angetunia after the President/Chancellor.
Flag: Pictures are hard to find but can be described as what appears to be a bodiless mexican pervert.
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