My name is Piper, and no my parents weren't drunk when they named me
But you can call me Cheeky Monkey Moonface if you want.
I am probably the laziest person you've ever met
I looked like Shirley Temple when i was little, but now it's a mix between Drew Barrymore and Fergie
My nose has an abnormal smelling sense
I have cat shaped light green eyes
My close friends call me Pooper, theres no story behind it
Call me shallow but guys with acne turns me off
Aparently i'm intimidating if you don't know me well enough
Im half english, so don't be alarmed if i blame my word fuck ups on the british
I have recently gotten my conch pierced, for all you kiddies, that's the middle of your ear
Ketchup is absolutely a-fucking-mazing.
When i die, bury me with a built in cd player, playing the song 'born to be alive' over and over again
Vicky can take full responsibility for my skill in stealing chocolate
Im deadly afraid of three things: open water, cliff edges and sharks
I like to laugh at people when they get hurt, its a little disturbing
I don't like it when people run away from their problems
Pirates of the caribean 2, by far the hottest thing made, 5 times and counting
I pierced my nose when i was 13, it stayed infected for 1 year, until i realized it was put in wrong
If you want a good piece of advice, don't ever try and run on ice, the consequences are painful.
If you talk to me on msn, dont EVER say 'w.e', it will make me wanna shit kick you
i can't do needles. No ifs ands or buts.