IM A WOMAN
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a Bitch
Don't say to your friends, Oh I bet I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest...
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
Dont call me a fox, a hot mama or a chick
I am a Woman okay ..Do you understand this.. Prick?

Got a Problem with me? Solve it. Think im Trippin? Tie my Shoe.
Cant Stand me? Sit down. Cant Face me? Turn Around.
Hate or Love me? Either way You're Still Thinking About Me.
Think im Stuck up? Try and Pull me Down.
Cant say it to my Face? Dont Say it At All.
Speechless? Good Shut The Fuck Up.

-> HEARTBREAK
when your throat starts to clench
& tingle & your heart gets so warm
the heat travels through your body,
when your stomach starts to feel
those unforgiving butterflies that
spark the instant flow of tears. that's
the worst pain you'll ever feel. that
is your heart breaking...


-> annoying little girls that create too much fucking drama (guys are so much easier to get along with!!)



->people who are constantly clingy. im not always independant but im not all over people.
->cold and/or windy weather. or being cold. it fucking sucks!
->people who make fun of, or make rude comments, about eating disorders! its a DIESEASE!! to me its just as rude to say that stuff about someone dying from cancer.
->rejection
->boredom
->backstabbers
-> lazy guys who just talk to you on msn and dont bother to call instead!
-> awkward silence
->fricken whiney people, i dont know whether to shoot them, or myself


getting your tonsils takin out owww that fucking hurts lol